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Nothing that is much hidden from the public eye, but what hit the public eye because of the teasers of this personality in recent McDonalds commercial, which might have gone unnoticed to many, is that, he is the only celeb, who can be proud of being a cut above the others, by his unique and class-apart possession of a personal asset of his, which nobody shares, and that would be an extra thumb, making him the one and only celeb, who can boast of having 11 fingers.
Reminded me of my good old school days, when I along with my classmates, were regular in playing the game of convincing each other by counting our fingers in a reverse order, to prove (or fool) that we had 11 fingers, hehe.
Papa, Rakesh Roshan, must be proud of possessing the one and only credit to his
entire life, of having a son which he could contribute to the film fraternity,
as a unique gift of nature other than his excellent dancing skills and dashing
personality.
Hrithik’s walk to stardom, as we all know, started from Kaho Naa Pyaar Hai (another
carbon copy of a famous Hollywood love tale, which might be known to many),
gifted to him by his PAPA, to get him being noticed and let him showcase his
stronger dancing skills, to, reaching a pinnacle point, with his lead
appearance in Krrish, (so PAPA does not have to work hard on copying scripts
and burning his eyeballs before the TV screen watching and aping hollywood
movie scripts and screenplays, and rather prefer effortless stealing and
robbing scripts from innovative youngsters, who might have banged their head
and burnt the midnight oil, to dream of achieving a milestone by hitting the
bollywood hot office and being awarded as star story writers, but unfortunately
land themselves in PAPA’s office to see all their efforts and dreams being flushed
down the drain) has been ever so dramatic and scandalized more than his movies.
Hrithik, heart of heart knows that, PAPA NE EFFORTLESSLY CHAAPA, AB KAISE KHAOON
LAAFA and so there evolved his hook line to all producers, directors, writes
and even ad film makers, saying, "PLEASE, MERE PAPA SE POOCHO".
Rakeshji had been a turnoff and a disaster as an actor himself, till the time
Hrithik was born and then suddenly a guardian fairy popped out of PAPA’s closet
to tell him, "BETA, BAS KAR. AB LOGON KO AUR MAT SATAA. DIRECTOR BAN JAA
AUR SCRIPTS CHURA" and voila, there was the start. The two flop brothers,
Rajesh and Rakesh, then started focusing on the tricks of the trade tips on
robbing and reading gangsta novels to have emerged as the top thugs of the
industry, who expertise in nabbing the younger generation off their talent to
rise and shine in the industry, whether film scripts or songs. Hrithik, in
lieu, turned out to be more honest, sincere and loving and to have ired PAPA’s
dream to see him "STANDING IN PAPA’s SHOES", faced the wrath of his
father, then making him a SUPERHERO than a SUPERSTAR (Remember, Hrithiks role
in Koi Mil Gaya and the other fatherly side in KKrish – PAPA’s revenge and
wrath). But since, love between a father and son could not be challenged and
PAPA couldn’t see Hrithik whining for long, PAPA ROSHAN pitied his son and
granted him his wish to continue dancing even as a superhero and promised to
screen him in human outfit with just a small baby mask (IMAGINE Hrithik in
SUPERMAN, BATMAN OR SPIDERMAN OUTFIT, showcasing his bollywood matkas and
JHATKAs. HULK was ruled out after much thinking, haha. Because, HULK(PAPPU)
can’t Dance saala).
Finally, in much grief and ado,
and being unable to SUDHAROFY his PAPA or his sorceress intentions, hrithik,
marched to Yashji’s cabin, yet to find Aditya scribbling his head out on the
script of Dhoom 2 and started weeping his heart out, telling him his baby tales
of how he grew up aiming to be a superstar and where his PAPA put him to. Lady
Luck struck, Hrithik got a Buck. Aditya transformed in to Bruce Almighty, and
hey, there HRITHIK BETA was, all shining and blushing on his SAPNA of becoming
a superstar. HRITHIK forgot and defied
PAPA’s lullaby, and grieved papa started singing, “PAPA KEHTE THE BADA NAAM
KAREGA, HRITHIK HAMAARA SUPERMAN BANEGA, MAGAR DEKHO, HRITHIK NAA MAANE, BANDH
KARE NAA, NAACHNAA.” Giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle. I guess that’s about the
good old’ PAPA, HRITHIK Bachpan ke kisse.
Hrithik also possesses this great
art of mumbling in his mouth thereby forcing your attention in trying to make
out what his dialogues were. There is more air and blows even in his words. Eg.
Jumphhhh….. Oommphhhhh….. American Ishtyle. And then rest unheard. Cinthol Ad,
trying piercing your ear drums in to your T.V speakers and Eureka, you would hear Don’thhhhh
Stophhhhhhhh……. Yoohoo.
Much rewards to his personality,
because he is one man I can say who can proudly stand out amongst all the
recent so called baboons and get noticed as an international celeb. Watch him
in John Players commercial. See, I told ya, he seems to be perfect with his
mouth shut and no vocals. And also the camera had been panned in such a fashion
that it does not capture the magic finger, which can be a stinger.
Just for fun people, but hope
this review delighted you and also enlightened you of the various facets of the
roshan fraternity. CHAK DE INKO INDIA.
KUCH NAYA CHUNO.
BETA HRITHIK. DIKHAWON PAR MAT
JAA, APNI AKAL LADAA.
BANDH KAR ACTING, SIRF NACHKE
DIKHA.