Whirlpool’s Hero No 1 Ajay Devgan
Dishkyum Dishkyum our Super Hero Ajay Devgan splashes ketchup on his shirt and then comes another round of magic from our Bubbly Kajol on how to clean stained clothes on Whirlpool.
I wish I had the sixth sense that this whirlpool seems to have. If Manoj Shyamalan can excuse me, I would like to discern at the so called washing machines which do not have even one sense and if Kajol wants to recreate magic of her acting into the washing machine, let her take a tumble in to find how this bloody Ketchup vanished.
Errgh………… I too have a rinsing machine of this kind for now 11 years which had at least one sense for the first year –temperature sensing and hot wash (sorry hot rinse).But for the last 10 years it has lot even that sense.
My Hero No 1 IFB Executive
I need to use all my five senses to maintain this IFB world renowned (senseless) washing machine as they claim has to be in a half running half limping condition as an ordeal for 11 years now.
Sense 1: I have to use my eyes to see whether if this great automatic has really taken water and whether the valve has given way. I have to also make sure that I am not mixing coloured clothes with white because all washing machines have colour blindness-they do not wash clothes but mix colours.
Sense 2: I have to smell the machine often enough to make sure that there is no short circuit and there is no water seepage into the electrical parts. This is the first sense I use to make sure that my unit is not dead. They do not know to smell that the cloth freshener is in place. Many times you have to send it in with a mug of water.
Sense 3: I have to use my hearing sense to decide that yes, the machine is making more and more bloody noise and it is time to change the drum, belt and everything because they only cover you comprehensively and you have to use it.
Sense 4: I have to use all my verbatim to the Service Engineers and piled up phone bill to make sure that my IFB again starts making noise which is the only way it can function.
Sense 5: I have to feel the machine from the back to know whether the water is pumped in and have to give a big thud to make sure that it has really done it this time. In any case the machine lost its temperature sensing and no need to sense that by feeling for heat on the door.
International Fraud in Business
Coming to my IFB mismanaged efficiently by International NO 1 Fraud in Business, let me narrate how they behave senselessly and perform service-lessly.
How many of you know that they are the biggest cheats in the world. They make as much money on the maintenance of the machine as the cost in 8 years virtually recycling the parts. If readers think that the best example for recycling is Mouthshut where movie, travel & utility revs are blatantly recycled from other revs, sites and resources, then you are wrong. Our Movie and Music directors are one notch better and IFB Company is two notches better. They use Customer to service customer machines by recycling the parts between them.
Here are the first two terms of their comprehensive contract
During the contract period, defects if any in the appliance shall be rectified by the company or by its franchise either by new parts or by reconditioned parts, solely at the discretion of the company.
Defective parts removed from the machine during the contract period is/are property of the company and to be handed over to the company representative.
You can also check them out on https://ifbappliances.com/home_appliances/amc_p.php
This is what makes them the biggest fraud in Business because they are selling new machines and recycling old parts when replacing them which make the machines older faster.
So I have to use my sixth sense to live with this machine. How?
We have to use our intuition and insight to play games with them. The annual maintenance cost is around Rs 1600.00 now. We have to make the best use of it because if we do not get into contract then we pay 3000 for most used parts that we buy from them.
If you have read all revs in MS, you already know that IFB service is the most notorious of all. They take 15 days for fixing problems. So plan your call.
So every time I call them, I make sure that I give pretentious reasons and ask them to change the most valuable parts every year .I do know as an Engineer where to catch their nose. Their Terms of service is a bible for me which I repeatedly use to threaten them. Being incorrigible foolish service technicians, they budge every time and keep changing parts-recycled anyway.
Never allow the IFB guys to take your machine to their office because it comes back to you like a recycled washing bin.
But make sure you call them a month in advance to have your machine recycled. Check the quality of the part they are replacing.
My verdict:
No washing machine cleans, they all rinse and some can dry as well.(how many washing machines remove dirt from cuffs and collars)
No washing machine has senses Use Washing Machines for inners, towels, misc clothes, blankets etc
My servant maid was the worst washing machine in my house but was a better rinsing machine than IFB .So I wished her away.
My wife is the best washing Machine in my house because she wants everything clean.
I am the next best washing machine in my house because One of my senses is weaker than her.
IFB is not a washing machine but a cash-in (g) machine because you will end up spending around 35000 bucks in 10 years on this dumps dale unit.
Daag achche haein tho washing machines Bachche haein.
Use your weekends to do washing, it keeps you fit.
Believe me, the power of humans is unbelievable because we have at least 5 senses to know how to keep our clothes clean and we have the power to put our mind and energy to use.
Hai Kajol , Come home, I will dip you in the tub. . .sorry tumble washing machine to show magic of washing.
Hai all , Today I have completed my first enjoyable year in MS and wanted to paint my rev red with some Ketchup.
Thanks for reading.