*I am a true Indian.*
I wake up in morning by alarm from my **Casio (Japanese)** clock. I go to washroom and brush my teeth with **Close up (Uniliver, British parentage)** toothpaste and **Oral B toothbrush (American)**.
I change into my **Adidas (German)** tracksuit and **Nike (American)** shoes for a morning walk. Not forgetting to take pure and clean water from my **Philips (Dutch)** water purifier, I do mix some **Tang(by Kraft food, USA) **to it for that extra energy.
I love listening to my **I Pod (American)** when I walk. Done with the walk, I am back. I use **Gillette Mach3 (American) **razor and gel for shave and **Dove (Uniliver) **body wash for bathing
I come out of wash room and wear my **Lotto (Italian) **slippers. I switch on my **HP (American) **laptop.I have **Kellogg’s (American)** corn flakes in **Nestle (Swiss**) milk with some **Australian apples and Kiwi fruit** in my breakfast.
Ok, time to get ready for my office, I only wear **Arrow (American) **shirts and trouser (they are wrinkle free) when it comes to formal dressing.
I drive my **Getz (Korean) **car. I never regret having **Kenwood (Japanese) **music system installed in my car; the music is so crisp and clean.
I reach my office building sharp at 9, ofcourse it’s exactly 9 you can see it on my **Rado (Swiss) **watch.
Oh Jesus, this heat I tell you, it’s just killing me, thank god my office building is centrally air-conditioned by **Carrier(American)**, and even the **Otis (American) **elevator is air-conditioned.
I don’t really like my boss though he did one good thing by installing this big 50 inch **Panasonic (Japanese)** plasma display in office for our entertainment. Actually “dislike” is not the correct word for my boss, it’s more of envy. I envy his **Mercedes (German)** car, his **Omega (Swiss) **watch, his **Versace (Italian)**suits, his **Vertu (British based Finnish owned)**phone, his **B&O(Danish)** music system, his **Mac Book Pro (American), **his **Canon (Japanese)** SLR camera and so on.
Ok time to work, call my head office in Japan, do some talking on my **Sony (Japanese)**phone, dial some more number do some more talking and that’s it I’ve made enough **dollars(American)** for my owners. Coffee time, I will have café latte from **Barista (currently owned by Lavazza, Italy)** with Fish O Fillet from **Mc Donald (American).*
Lunch, I just love Italian.
One more coffee at 3 pm, and it’s time to wrap up. Some fake sweet talk with Boss and I am out at 1630(my office timing is 0830 to 1730). am I smart or what?
Ok, now it’s time to take care of life. Freshen up, change to my favourite **Levis (American)** 501 and **Hanes (American)** white T shirt.
She is the prettiest lady I’ve ever seen ( I swear its true) specially when she wear that **L’OREAL(Paris)** lip gloss, that black **Gucci (Italian)**dress and **Louis Vuitton (French)** Bag**, Fendi ballet** with Chanel **No. 5(Paris)** lingering around her( I prefer **Eternity(American)** over Chanel). Don’t imagine too much, she is my wife for God sake!!!
We love eating out (she do cook occasionally in our fully **Italian** Marbled kitchen that has got state of The art **Faber** cooking range and appliances). This New **Mexican** food joint in next block is really good and they do have some really good **French wine**, even though I don’t really like wine. For me it’s only **Black Label (Scotch)** nothing else, but all this will come later first a nice **Hollywood (American**)flick.
11:45pm: Oh that was a long day; time to hop on to my **Panasonic (Japanese)** massage chair.
Oops its midnight, time for bed; I love my king size **Gautier (French)** bed. Good Night.