I should begin with an apology as its rather late to write a review for a movie, which by now, all of you must have seen, but I think there are still a lot of guys who would like to read it just to know what people think about the movie and if their opinion is similar or no, but guys trust me this review is not like any other review you would have been through in your life, well am not exaggerating, let me explain you why.
Well there are some disadvantages of living the suburb of Mumbai, and one of them is that all this larger than life heroes of Indian Cinema, who are considered Gods by Indians around the world, don’t excite you enough even if u see them or bump into them, coz most live and hang around the in suburbs, specially lokhandwala, so for us who live in and around this area, its no big deal if u bump into a star in your gym, get stuck in traffic jam with them, jog with them in the same park, or maybe even share the same house maid or cook.
But even to someone like me who dose not get too excited having these demi gods around me was, surprised that night in the famous movie theater of suburb, when to watch jaane tu in a late night show was, Shahrukhan with gauri, Arjun Rampal with Meher , Amir Khan, and loads of T.V actors like Varun Badola etc..
But the story started when I managed to get a seat close to these stars and I overheard their comments... So let me take you through what they thought and how they reacted on watching the movie,
As the movie started, I heard someone sitting behind me saying “Lagta hai hanycam pe shoot ki hai, air port is not grand looking, kum se kum pillars to golden hone chaahiye the” I quickly turned back and it was... Any guesses? Its was Mr. Sanjay Leela Bhansali,
He was also carrying a book incase he got bored, I heard someone asking him why are u carrying a book, he said I come to theaters to read, as I don’t watch anybody else’s movie, don’t you remember I said that in coffee with karan.
Before I could take his comment out of my mind and concentrate on that amazing harmonic background music of A. R Rehman, I heard none other then Arjun Rampal himself, he said “you know why Amir Khan didn’t take me in this movie? It because he has better forearm than Genelia D’souza and she gets inferiority complex when she looks at them”
Then I heard someone’s cell phone ringing and the ring tone was “ tu dhup hai, chham se nikal” and as I wanted to shout to shut the f*#k up, I saw two little teeth shinning in the light of the cell phone, yes it was the man himself , I mean the boy himself, it was Darshil , he picked up the call and said “nahi mummi picture boring hai, abhi tak to kissi to dyslexia nahi hua hai, shayaad interval ke baad hoga, haan Arjun (Rampal)bhaiya bhi aaye hue haain theater main, vo keh rahe hain ki unko “tare zammen par” main meri jagah kaam karne ka offer tha, par unko Amir uncle ne usme kaam nahi karne diya, kyun ki vo Amir uncle se lambe hain na, unko dekh kar Amir uncle ko inferiority complex hota hai” he continued “ ok mummy bye, agar kissi ko dyslexia hoga is film main to aapko call kar ke batadunga”
By now Imran was a heart throb of the girls sitting in the movie, but I could concentrate, I saw someone stand right in front of me, an it was none other then the KING himself , no it was not Shahrukh Khan it was….. *to be continued…