I dont know if you heard of this guy - Edward D Wood ’’Hollywood’s Worst Director’’
Where am I going with this you ask me? Well Ed Wood (as he is known) was the worst director of Hollywood - but the contentions in Bollywood are too many! This movie however is a very strong contender for the worst A grade movie (considering the so called stars in the movie). Before we go any further, let me tell you about a major party game - get a group of people, enjoy yourselves and if you find at a loss as to what to do next rent out a movie such as this (renting it out or watching it on a cd gives you the option of rewinding and not missing out a single second of the fun). Now the next level to this party game is getting drunk and then watching it. Its fun. Believe me.
Now I cant possibly tell you the plot of the story - hell even the joke of a director Kohli (Ed Wood of the east) cant tell you. What I can tell you is why this is a fun film. This is the type of film where you watch for the sheer incompetence of the guys making it. Bad acting, bad props, holes (like a slab of cheese) in the plot, etc etc.
Now, I have watched this movie atleast five or six times (dont ask me why, was looking for a rush or subjecting myself to torture) and I have come up with a list of goofs in the movie. Your homework is to spot them when you watch the movie - kidding!
GOOFS
Where do I begin? Ok the title of the movie sounds off - anokhi kahani? Not likely. However here are a few obvious ones:
Rajendra Singh Atish came with the idea of the movie. Right after he watched Nagina, Matrix, Terminator, And How to Make A Flop.
Kuku Cuckoo (its a ficitonal name by some soul not able to admit to his wrong doings) is the editor of the film. If anyone has a photo of this bugger please send it across. He apparently has edited Qahar and Aulad Ke Dushman - both suckass!
The trophy which Raj Babbar hold after the boxing match is over is broken.
The scene where Akshay Kumar shoots the Naag with a pistol is flawed. The pistol shoots two bullets that end up being paralled to each other and apparently shoots more than six rounds!
The scene where Sunil Shetty fights in the library and breaks cheap furniture has some interesting things. The books all are empty, i.e, the pages are all white. The titles of books in the library fictional just like Kuku Cuckoo - Prince History, Rock, Me, Who am I?, etc etc
When the jeep goes through Akshay Kumar and he is holding the talisman - there is no driver in the jeep. You will get it when you see it.
The Naag is gay and a skeleton - it marries one of the rapists. You will get it when you see it!
Sunny Doel shouts as usual from the jail and when he puts his hand through it the bars actually bend around his arm. Later on he goes to break the jail doors.
Raj Babbar spies on his students conversions.
The college they study in is the Indian Institute of Education or something cheesy like that.
The naag apparently can crap out a motorbike - with license plates as an after thought.
Akshay Kumar is out of coma and in it as if it were punctuation!
A guy called Victor rides a Splendour.
The list is quite long and I cant seem to remember more. But I will update as and when I can and probably stop doing so when I get to my senses! But am telling you watch this movie just so that you can properly split it open to its core!
NOTE : The first time I watched this movie, I realised it caused irreversible damage to my brain - it also tainted my first name just by its association to it! Sonu Nigam !