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Jaani Dushman
aahana banerjee@aahana_rocks
Mar 01, 2006 01:48 AM, 7450 Views
(Updated Mar 01, 2006)
Suchmuch ek ''ANOKHI'' kahani

Do u want to torture ur enemy/Jaani dushman?


Do 1 thing.. tie him up with the sofa and switch on the movie. Surely ur enemy wont bug u in the future.he will beg and cry to untie him and let him go …… agar who aisa nahi kiya……kasam se........main Taekwondo karna chod dungi!!!!!!!!!! I bet on that.


Bollywood has proved that they can make BAD movies.


Movies like Ab-bas, zehreeli badan, Rain, ………. are Phir bhi gud movies……


Normally this particular movie comes on Zee movies. I never used to get a chance to watch this movie pura. Jab bhi dekha . in bits and pieces.(WAT BAD LUCK NAH!!!!!!!)


So 1 day after my boards, I decided……….”nahi, aaj toh mujhe dekhna hi hai. Come wat may”.


Maine socha. Chalo aadha movie dekha. Kuch samajh me nahi aaya.. pura dekhungi toh ’shayad’ kuch samajh me ayega.


Half ya full… it dint matter ! Im still at a loss.


I saw the entire movie…… dint miss a scene… still failed to understand.


A naag and his naagin…. Was given shraap. Nagin in next janm became manisha and naag was some Kohli.


Committed to sunny, manisha gets to know suddenly from naag abt her past. That she was the lover of naag. 1 day she gets raped(complicated rape story……. Don’t ask me).


Then both naag and nagin start taking revenge……. with the help of Computer graphics! Imagine Naag wearing cheetah skin suddenly changes into a hunk with Men In Black Clothes! I never knew Snakes wear lenses........... Kohli had put on Yellow Ochre lenses. do u Hear me..........YELLOW OCHRE.


Priest raj babbar arranges for a boxing match….. for no joy!


1 serious moment and then u c pple dancing and singing around the trees.Akshay is the one who is alwaz beaten up by naag..... but thevery next moment we find him.. tandarust.. without any chot ka nishaan.! Eraser CREAM lagaya tha kya??????


Rambha’s legs r so fat!


oh by the way...... if u want to chek out some new species of the animal world, dont c animal planet or discovery........... aaram se u can chek out this movie.......


ull c LENSED Snakes..... is kehte hai.....KUDRAT KA KARISHMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


there was one song.......... which I remember...’’GYARAh Baje yah Bara baje’’....... very peppy... mindblowing........awesum, crowd attracting, gud dance....... ufff.. aur jhoot nahi likh sakti.


U will not understand head or tail of the movie.


Director/ producer Kohli spent Rs. 6 Crores for the comp graphics. Uske upar .. yeh sunno……… becoz kohli is respected in bollywood and has a gud name, so none of the actors tuk money for this film!!!!!!!!


Sunny Deol, ManishaArshad warsi, Sonu Nigam, Suniel Shetty, Rambha, Sharad Kapoor, Atul Agnihotri, Akshay Kumar, Aftaab Sivdasani, Amrish puri, Raj Babbar…… some big names of the industry.. but still cudnt make it a hit. Shame on u BOLLYWOOD.!


Guys…….. I want u to chek out this movie……….. ull get to c a new kind of comedy.


Trust me……. !!!!!!!! aur ek baat... jo koi is movie ko samajh paye, plz mujhe zaroor batana.


This movie is just I-M-P-O-S-S-I-B-L-E !!!!!!!

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