It was a lovely evening.. I was with “her”, she was looking lovely, as usual… and then she said smthing that changed my life (well if not life.. at least rest of my evening) “Lets go watch a movie” Me, being the diligent girlfriend lover, (yes, I am. I ve done a certification on “how not to irritate ur GF” :-P) agreed for the same.
We headed towards the multiplex nearest to our home. On Sundays, everybody would c a movie. Its like religious belief or smthng, Oh.. Oh.. We shld all see a movie, or else it wont rain in bihar, it will upset the gods. #$#$#^%&** Y cant ppl take their dogs out for a walk or smthng. Uff…. We dint get tickets for Salaam Namaste, No Entry, Ashiq ban…., even for smthng cald “Kal” but v got for what is called as “JAMES”!!!!!!!!!!! Y GOD Y.. Y me all the time???
But I am not the one who would flogg a dead horse (I don’t know the relevance of this phrase here.. but I don’t know any other phrase, u c I am still influenced by James). We clubbed our hands and got into the hall. If Happy demise comes from oxymoronlist…. Then I had just felt what it was like to ve one.. My girlfriend met one of her class mates in the hall. That chick had come with her bf. They both strted chattring their teeths together. And I was left to face the .mm…mm.. the… u know, what do they call it.. mmmmm… oh.. ok.. ok.. a movie.. if u insist.
Mohit ahlawat and Nisha Kothari complement each other extremely well. Seriously man, they both don’t let the audience realize that they ve got a face too :-P trust me.. u wont go above the neck area.. infact u r fortunate if u reach till there… The movie starts with Ms. MMS Riya sen strutting her biceps and whatelse under a shower.
Then starts the mmm..mmm..u know.. mm.. the …uh.. uh. Oh %$%# OK.. The STORY.. Girl meets boy, and she says smthng and shows smthng, then a lot of things, and suddenly they are in love (Yes, I heard them say that to each other yaar.). And then they run frm the bad ppl. Because one fm the bad ppl also likes the grl. They both ve similar hair problems, u c. These ppl hvn’t heard of “Pantene - Pro V” The poor baddie was also suffering from dental problems. He would keep taking his tounge out every now and then. If only if he cld get hold of “Dabur Dant Manjan”, , , , Sigh!!
James is just a 30 minutes movie. But the entire movie is made in slow motion, that helps the viewer u know, if the hero starts to raise his hands to hit the villain, u can visit the loo and come back before he actually bring his hand down.
The movie had good display of fashion too (I mean whoever was wearing smthng). The baddie would roam around in jungle wearing a black jacket and black swet-shrts (they built jackets with coolants or what?) Hope he uses enuf deodorants.
The dialogues were extremely hard to deliver. If I had a nickel every time they would grind their teeths.. I would hv had a lot of nickels ny now!!! Guys if its that difficult to speak, SHUT UP.
I thnk RGVerma has made too much money with his recent releases, he wanted to spnd sm on smthng and get rid of taxes. Well my sincere advise to him is “Sir, Kindly donate the money to CRY or Helpage India next time”.
Yours with whatever left sincere-ly
lexy