Hey!!! Last night I was dreaming and I landed in a police station by mistake… and there I saw posters of all the MOST WANTED Serial Kissers of Bollywood… and Emran Hashmi our favorite lucky mascot for the producers topped the charts followed by Mallika Sherawats, Tanushree, Celinas and the likes.
I wonder what the poor boy must be going through! He had his lips all swollen and peeled off. I had gone to the police station to register my grievances against the film Jawani Dewani. To my surprise I was sitting next to the fiancé of Emran Hashmi who was also cribbing about the same. She cannot see her lover boy in such a state. She was complaining that there were hardly any lips left for her. I was trying to solace her and I woke up to the horror for the third time… during my viewing of Jawani Dewani…
Now let us not talk about script and all that funda please…. I have heard people saying that when you are watching a typical bollywood potboiler then keep your mind at home… I just did that when I went to view that movie with far from none expectations, since I had and had to kill time…(I wish I had killed myself instead). The least that you can be tolerated is a david dhawan stuff…
Anyways lets come to the basics of acting… Hrishita Bhatt our used to be simply clad girl next door has soon realized that she is not treated in the Konkana and Tabbu category and nor does she is fall in the bimbo… so the lost and found has taken the her first step towards towards sexplosion (Jygasa the next to follow). Celina Jaitley, has gone all out to proclaim that I have arrived, though a little late… She has a good body but needed a better director to exploit her sensuality gracefully… She should have gone to the Bhatt camp and they would have really made a movie to fulfill her wishes… Or did she want to engrave her name in the endless list of babes smitten by our Lord of Kamdeva Emran Hashmi… God only knows…
Did I happen to mention director somewhere above… yes that reminds me of one such director who say “Shut, But and the rot… “ more that “Cut”. I fail to understand the mindset of Mahesh Manjerakar. Is he really the one who has done Astitva… or may be after the demise of his talent as a director he has started accepting or rather begging for such roles to continue… Better pack up and get back to your customs clearance business, your style fits better there…
Do you still want to know the story… well a baboon Emran a struggling singer hence pretends to fall in love with a music company’s owner daughter (Hrishta Bhatt). Goes to Goa( ala Mauritius) and is caught with his pants down with Celina and then we have Mahesh Manjerakar and a few moments of outlandish comedy, on which we are supposed to laugh and end up laughing at what a fool you have made out of yourself.