To crush the will of internet writers across the globe, the Moon Watch was announced yesterday — which was not April Fools’ Day. As Gizmodo noted at the time, "what justifies its$27, 500 price tag is a housing made from a solid piece of 4.5-billion-year-old moon rock, collected from our lunar neighbor back in 1974 by the Soviet’s Luna probe." Gizmodo quickly updated their post, noting the watch’s status as a goof. I sympathize. I distrust the entirety of March, knowing that just like Christmas, the celebration of April Fools’ Day will creep earlier and earlier into the year.