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Kalyug

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Kalyug
MZ ZZ@riziculous
Dec 16, 2005 11:30 AM, 2583 Views
(Updated Dec 16, 2005)
A letter to Mahesh Bhatt and Kalyug team.

Dear Mahesh Uncle,


Maheshji, how do you manage to find such topics (ONLY SUCH TOPICS). Maybe you read the newspaper a lot. But, aren’t there other things in the newspaper as well?? It was very clever of you to bring in the Gujarat Earthquake into this movie. You had your smooches and a dash of reality. This time, you had your cake and ate it too. But I couldn’t digest. Have to appreciate your shrewdness though.


Saw Kalyug yesterday.


Have to say, Kunal, you can act. Work on that voice and cut your hair short. Otherwise, you were good. I liked you better as a child star though. Hope you will not disappoint me in your grown-up act.


Smiley, keep smiling ‘cos I’m pretty sure that this will be your first and last movie.


Deepal Shaw, go easy on the make-up, girl and wear decent clothes. You don’t have to wear less to look glamorous. I mean, what has gotten into all you ‘pretty young things’ getting inside the movie industry??? The movie industry is evolving much faster than the real INDIA. Apply the brakes now. Go with the times, not ahead of it.


Emraan Bhaiyya, what happened , why are you looking so glum?? Oh, didn’t get your smooches in the last two movies( Chocolate and this), huh? Must have become a habit, na?? Come on the sets and smooch, smooch, smooch. But, (Surprisingly) I liked you in this movie, although you did not have much of a role to play. This is your second movie after Chocolate, I have seen. I haven’t seen any of your earlier movies. I didn’t like you in Chocolate, thought you did a bit of overacting. In this movie you were good.


Amritha Bhabhi, Namaste. How are you? I can see that you have aged (Not gracefully, though). I don’t remember when I had seen you last. Seems like last millennium. You have given a mediocre performance ad Simi Roy, the lady behind Kuna’s misery. I think you can do better. Say hi to Saif Bhaiiya (Oops, sorry).


Hope to hear from you guys soon.


Muby


Sorry, guys (Mouthshut members). You wanted a review and what am I giving you. Anyway, it’s a simple story. Boy meets girl-gets married-goes to honeymoon-some mischievous guys shoot their film-boy & girl are accused of sex trade – Harassed by dirty cops who show the guy a site where his video is being sold and a girl Annie is publicizing it online - girl can’t take it, commits suicide- guy gets released on bail- wants to get to the root of the problem-lands up in Zurich-is helped by Ali(Emraan) to get to Annie (Deepal) whom he had seen on that website-catches hold of Annie-Finds out she is also a victim-Annie is actually, Anita, a victim of Gujarat earthquake who is sold by her uncle for money-Annnieta gives more clues- Ali takes the boy to the real villain(vamp), Simi (Amritha) who is a person ready to do anything to get to the top in her telecom business (Her shady businesses are hidden)-Tanya(Simi’s daughter) helps boy to take revenge on her mother ‘cos she hates her(Simi had murdered her dad when he had tried to stop her sleazy business) – Ali gets murdered-Simi is killed by Tanya-Boy gets revenge-finds new love in Anita-Movie ends with a message being displayed to the public to stand up against this ugly business of human trafficking and porn.


PHEW!!!!


ONE MORE THING, THE SONGS ARE GREAT!!!!

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