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Karan Johar

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Karan Johar
Dec 23, 2004 09:30 PM, 5358 Views
(Updated Dec 23, 2004)
Ahhh .... I luuurvvve SRK and Kajol

Who else apart from Karan Johar have such an expression in the film industry? I have no idea what is up with this guy but he surely does not know the ABC of fine direction and movie making. He surely has the ability to pull off the movies thanks to his closeness with SRK, Kajol and Rani and his ’’I can die for them’’ attitude. I personally feel that Bollywood has become a playground for such clowns.


They think that they can make any crap and it will work ... but then thtz the worst part ’’that it works’’ and make such jerks bigger than life. He usually uses all the candy floss available in the whole world in his movies. I have no idea why is he considered bigger than a star in Bollywood. I am sure he has only flaunt his dad’s money to make big movies and fool the Indian public to believe that life is all abt good things. Again, the best part is that most of the Indian public does get fooled.


Take a look at his achievements and have a laugh:


1.Kuch Kuch Hota Hain: Probably the worst movie ever made (except Kajol .. love her ... I have a feelin’ she was blackmailed to do this movie). Nothing but a rollercoaster ride of made up emotions and utter crap like a daughter looking for her dad’s best friend (Yeah right....Get real gurl .. its your age to play with dolls instead). Tell me one college in India where you can find such a dumb principle and obviously an exposing teacher (I dont think the Indian education system has fallen this low. Do you?). One thing that I wasn’t sure was that how come SRK’s daughter was allowed to get her grand ma along to the camp where no one wlse could. Another stupidity of Karan Johar was to show Kajol wearing a Sari at the camp (Hey! did he forget it was camp!) His stupid direction made me laugh at almost every scene and frame. Shows how he can use the emotions to rip people off their money. Bloody Thief.


2. Kabhi Khushi Khabhi Gham


Wrong title to start with ... I think it should have been Thodi Khushi Zyaada Gham .... Now, Imagine you are a billionaire ... Now, tell me frankly if you would even give an eye to someone who is no richer than your driver .. In reality... a big NO ... then enters our clowny director to charge up the emotions and obviously makes SRK leave the empire leaving the GHAM behind .... Karan uses his girly antiques to make Kareena look like a bimbo of the top order .... and then the impossible happens ’’a lamborghini in a college’’ and I would like attend a college I UK where I can freely sing Hindi songs .... I wish Karan had a foresight and it wasn’t as blurry as Delhi fog in winter.


3. Kal Ho Na Ho


Great movie but Karan left his stamp there with the gay jokes. Actually, he wanted to act in the movie but due to his disfigured he couldnt manage to, so he decided to use his personal image instead. Thx to his dad, who stopped him directing and gave the job to a smarter person who could surely put the movie together a lot better.


4. Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaynege


I wasn’t surprised when I was told by a friend years later that the buffon with SRK was none other than Karan Johar. Man, seriously my 9 year old cousin would have done a better job and he does look a lot better than him.


Guess most of yous must be thinking that y do I have so much grudge against him. I guess I feel its pathetic to see that such guys making use of their money to make money. Whatever the case might be or how much ever his movies might have made on the box office, for him he will never be a great director. He should atleast take lessons for 5 yrs before even attempting another shot at direction.

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