Hey guys, I’m Karan Johar, the king of big budget crap. Oooops ...KRAP!!! I was talking SRK a little while ago. He said he can’t do my next film. DAMN!!! ITS GONNA B A FLOP!
SRK as very close to me. In fact, those kantaben scenes with saif n srk are inspired by our antics! Shhhh...dont tell anyone that, ok?
I also have another frnd called nix_dool who helps me with the titles of my films. Wen he clutched his head watchin my 1st film and said, ’’ Dimaag pe kuch kuch hota hai, ’’ I knew that would be the title. Of course, he went in to temporary coma later. Wen he was sad during the course of my 2nd film and happy that it ended, I decided the title would have happiness n sadness, both.
Wen he told me about his friend who’d gone to see the 3rd one & said, ’’ Yeh film ko dekhne ke baad, kya pata voh kal ho na ho, ’’ I realised that I’d just got my 3rd film’s title.
And then after I added the title, I released the films and they went into the history books as the world’s most puuhthetic superhits of all time. THANK U nix_dool.
Anyway, sometime back, I’d read my name spelt as ’’KARAN JOKER’’ in some mag. DAMN!!! IM GONNA SUE THEM!! THEY DISCLOSED MY REAL NAME! HOW DARE THEY??? No, Im not ashamed of my surname, its just that my numerologist told me that if I have 2 K’s in my name, I’ll begin to make meaningful cinema! AAAH HOW SCARY! I think its a sin 2 make a good intelligent film. And im very religious(even my company is called Dharma Productions!).
So I changed my surname to Johar and look where I am now! All my films have the same story, the names being the only difference but they’re all such huge hits!!! Did u know that I was the 1st guy to call shahrukh khan ’’king khan’’? What was earlier KING KONG slowly (& undeservedy) converted to KING KHAN, and now the whole world calls him that.
You know, there are so many ppl out there callin my walk n talk - feminine, WHAT CRAP??? I’m happy but NOT gay! wait a minute, Im gettin a call, ’’HELLO?....SHAHRUKH, YA TELL ME... NOTHING, YAAR, JST TELLIN SOME FRNIEDS THAT I’M NOT GAY...WHAT?? UR DOING MY FILM? HEY, THANX.I LOVE U !!!...’’