KBC 3 is in news and for all the wrong reasons. Dude doesn’t understandeth why such a hoopla surrounds the misguided attempts to mimic a HAS-BEEN by a SOON-TO-BE-HAS-BEEN, which was destined to fall flat on the face from the word go. Talk about comparing dried up Apples and rotten Oranges!
As usual Dude babas candid X-ray eyes will reveal the hidden truth Uncut for your benefit. Dude’s often been accused to being’judgemental’. But this time he leaves it to your own judgement while providing just the solid-proof.
Are you ready? Unlock Kiya jaaye? Unfreeze Kiya Jaaye?
*Guggs SRK Bear- Hug*
If you haven’t been living in a cave, you have seen the much publicized photos of the tender hug between SRK and a contestant. Dude hasn’t seen SRK hug any of his heroines with so much love, in any movie so far. Also the coy smile on Guggs face, trying unsucessfully to mask the embarassment. Towards the end of the show SRK, reportedly, turned solicitous offering Rs 1, 28, 000 Tag Heuer watch to the contestant. In turn, Guggs is planning on gifting the host the watch his wife gifted on their nuptial night. Gowri Khan-ji better watch out before your beloved Miyan-Saheb goes’Kabhi Alvidha Na Kehna’ with Guggs dear!
*Tel Maalish! Tel Maalish!*
How Dude wishes Khan-saheb would keep his hands limited to personal usage, instead of fondling, or trying to fondle unsuspecting(?) contestants. The contestants are there to win the 1 Crore jackpot, and not to get massaged by a’Metrosexual’ jackass. Imagine their embrassment at getting seduced with suggestive ditties, and the crass attempts at arousal through suggestive statements like’Rupa Kya Pehnegi’ - which leaves very little to imagination!
Imagine the heart-burn(not to mention the heart attack!) the Family-types would have had watching a guy massaging another on Primetime. Dude abhors such’Metrosexual’ debauchery. He would probably let his gauntlet of high-moral-standards a wee-bit down - may be throw it to the winds - if it was Preity Zinta massaging Rani Mukherjee in a true female-to-female bonding. But, **THIS**, dude strongly disapproves.
*K-Jo Connection*
Who designed the attractive ’Metrosexual’ outfits worn by Mr. Khan and the other contestants designed to subtly and delightfully highlight the male physiology? Who sprayed them with a touch of Metrosexual attraction pheromones to bring out such a gut-wrenching display of male-bonding? Who coined the suggestive catch-phrase -’Kachcha [soft]? Ya Pakka [ or hard?]’!
*Of course, the Coffe-beans guy!**! **I rest my case.*
Tho Kaun banega Metrosexual? Hain aap Thaiyyaar?( Who wants to be a Metrosexual? Are you ready to be one?
( I am apalled at such Metrosexual shows. What next? A threesome featuring Amar, Akbar, Antony for World Peace?)