Bang Bang! Bang Bang.. Tarantino warns you right at the beginning what the movie is all about. As the title track ends, Uma starts her orgy …BLOOD, sweet blood……..Blood flowing like a river…….revenge with a vengeance…..BANG BANG……Mission accomplished…….Target Next….more blood, flashback – more blood, some Japanese anime – Blood in animation……RED, very very red, deep red blood… You still not satisfied? More to come…….Pools of blood, fountains of blood. Your head reels.
Its a Tarantino movie. You don’t need logic or a plot if you are a Tarantino. This is art, the ultimate post-modern art, nihilistic, meaningless……soul – you got to be kidding! – less. Uma gets a magic sword & starts her bloodbath…Blood, severed heads & arms, more blood, blood oozing sexily from necktops, from pierced vaginas (my imagination running wild) from cut penises…(this chopped scene is lying in the editor’s storeroom) ……. Saddam should have imported these magic swords from Japan…..these WMDs would have killed all the kafirs & ended this american civilization before armaggadon.. My imagination is now out-of-control……..I need blood, sweet blood..I need my revenge - the head of the critic who persuaded me to watch this gore & the head of Tarantino.. I forgive the critic as I don’t even know how he looks, but Tarantino is not going to escape I am on my way with my weapon loaded……BANG BANG …Tarantino is dead. I bring his dead body home & with my kitchen knife start cutting it…First I slash his right arm, next I slash his left arm, then I extract his heart from his chest & eat it…then I cut his head & hang it on the wall….I don’t like his eyes….I gourge out the eyes from his skull & feed it to my dog…Target next – his liver……Umm.. its very delicious…What next? of course his middle finger which he shoves up the audience’s a.s.s every time he makes a mindless mayham of violence & passes it of as Martial ART..let the crouching tigers & hidden dragons feast on his dead body..Now, that would be art! This movie is TRASH, not just trash, but soul-destroying trash.. It is pornography, porn for the mind & soul. But its fun. Watch it.