This movie is a Bulb, only thing it does is illuminate the screen producing light in the theatre for 3 hours and more
I am ill, doctor says something have happened, I have 2 degree temperature, my eyes have soared almost to my nose, hair have become naturally spiked and I am absolutely shocked, I get hellucinations of big bulgy man in a big black hat wearing glasses looking at me. I am also suffering from loose motions after going through this motion picture, doctor says something have gone into a bad taste. My a is paining, doctor says the blood has developed a clot on that part, may be the seat punched my a as did the movie on screen. I have asked the doctor for cure for cure, he says go home, write a review on MS and the main thing “Don’t you dare to watch a Subhash Ghai movie again or else condition might worsen”.
Kisna’s story is as fresh as my buffaloes sh**, good thing about it is that you get it in a multiplex rather than a tabela::
Firangan (foreign lady) falls for Indian boy, Indian boy saves her in torrid times of 1947 taking that as his karma but he eventually marries a Indian Cat, Why Cat???, you’ll come to know. Eventually after 3 hours of illuminated screen you get a shadow of a ghost taking his hats off.
It doesn’t get over here, it has a science fiction element also to it, It features an alien, yeah alien. It mushrooms by the name of Vivek Mushroom or should I say Vivek Mushran. You know he ACTS!!. Give a big round of applause for that. When I saw him I bllllllllllluuuuuuurrrrrrrppppppeeeeeed while having my pepsi for 15 mins, even bigger than the tongue that slurped in SRK in the Oye Bubbly commercial because 15 mins of shame o sorry fame the alien gets in the movie.
Gaana Bajana by A.R.Rahman and Ismail Darbar
Good music like the title track and Hum Hain Is pal Yahan were good but hey wait , the ghost butchered the song like anything in the movie and it was like listening to tit bits of a song.
Gli..no..no..Littering Performances
Vivek Abrulaaye:: My cousin and I were discussing the plans after movie the movie, Girls were discussing how to dump there boy friends while Vivek was on the screen, what an impactfoool actor.
Antonia Burnthat:: She looks good but but but but but but …..
The Cat Isha Sherwani:: Imagine having a girlfriend like her, If you shout on her she would crackle on the barks of the tree, you pawn your eyes at her she starts swirling on the ropes of a tree. An Olympic Gold Medallist in the making for India, only place you will find her in the movie is tree.
Sushmita Sen:: Comes, Speaks, Dances and goes….
Om Puri:: Comes, speaks, claps, wastes himself and goes…
Hrishita Bhatt:: Comes, Shows teeth, tries to dance and goes.
Late Amrish Puri:: My condolences.
Yashpal Sharma:: Gets angry since he wasn’t paid well.
Searching for Direction is Subhash Ghai::
This ghost calls himself Subhash Ghai, he made his bulb in a Ghai (i.e. Hurry). I think he adjusted his hat a bit too much hence his vision got black & eventually didn’t see anything what a helluva of a movie he has made. This Boogeyman calls him Showman.
Cticize’s Quote:: “Let me vomit first, uwaaaaaack uwaaaaack, do you want to still know about my opinion on the movie, okk Kisna is in competition with Boom and MPKDH for the worst movie title”
Loose motions continue, Kindly rate and comment me some remedy.
© Cticize, 04 2005.
PS:: If time permits read my frustrations on MPKDH and BOOM.