* Eat-out at Mahesh Lunch Home
Director :*** Owner of Famous Mahesh Lunch Home at Fort, Mumbai**
Cast :*** Zuludancing, Zabbu Crab, Laura lobster**
Showing at :*** Vartak Nagar - Take left from Cadbury Junction, pass Singhania Hospital, Thane**
Zuludancing :(Screams) Maheshhhhhh
Musik follows $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ <------ zulu’s desi music notations....
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Crabs start dancing
Lobsters join too....***
Aey Mahesh, Chal crab la ....
**Aey Mahesh, Chal crab la .... **(Well-dressed attendant at Mahesh comes....)****
***Thoda grill , jyada masala mila.... *( Attendant Informs zuludancing their speciality....crab...)
**Thoda grill , jyada masala mila....
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2-4 neer dosa de na yaar..... **( Attendant is well informed about what to eat...)*
Thoda grill, jyada masala mila... **(zuludancing orders)*
2-4 neer dosa de na yaar...
Aey mahesh.... mahesh....
Aey mahesh..mahesh.
Chef to Crabs : Come on , come on now move ur body....
shake ur legs....shake ur legs....
In the mahesh, all over mumbai....this is best crab...best crab (Branch at Fort is running for decades)
**In the mahesh, all over mumbai....this is best crab...best crab **
Crab says to another crab ...
Aey bhai tu bhai fikar mat kar , uske bombil ki uske pomphet ki jo kate idhar....
Apun pakdate sabko na hoti ungli idhar-udhar....* (Crabs are shown live bfor they are eaten)
Thoda pomphet ko bombil ko leke jana yaar.... *(Serves other type of sea-food too)
**Thoda pomphet ko bombil ko leke jana yaar ....**
Thoda coke aur rum de na yar... *(For the ones who cherish alchohol, its available)
**Thoda coke aur rum de na yaar......**
Aye mahesh....chal crab la...
**(The crab comes....zulu is made to wear "crab-eating" clothes...handed crab-cutting tools)....
zulu tastes the crab meat with masala and neer dosa....starts singing again...
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In the mahesh, all over mumbai....this is best crab...best crab
*In the mahesh, all over mumbai....this is best crab...best crab*
Murga, murgi ho ya bakra-bakri jahan jake khakar aaye....
Apne ko din me chahiye special crab, lobster aur raat ko petbhar khana aaye... (zulu’s funda now)
Aey mahesh....
Aey mahesh....
Shake ur crab-cutter.... (Still engrossed in devouring crab)
**shake ur crab-cutter.....**
Zulu pays a little costly bill and leaves...
While he comes out....the crabs start singing
ekh palat ke muze, mein hi hoon tasty kudiye....
**dekh palat ke muze kudiye, mein hi hoon tasty kudiye**
Shake ur Ash....
shake ur ash....
In the Mumbai...this is the best...this is the best...
**In the Mumbai...this is the best...this is the best...