What the f*k did I just watch?! That wasn’t remotely funny!
India needs serious help when it comes to making sex comedies, in a country that churns out thousands of films a year(the most films any country in the world makes)I literally can count on my fingers how many decent Indian sex comedies I have seen, and frankly speaking that’s hugely disappointing. When it comes to sex comedies Milap Zaveri is a pro of sorts, he has written the highly enjoyable Masti series and Kya Kool series(except the the third one) so with some decent expectation to watch Mastizaade, because Zaveri is not only the story writer here, he is also directing the film( his second film, the first was the flop Jaane Kahan Se Aayi). Milap churns out hits as a writer, films like Main Tera Hero, Grand Masti, etc have been written by him, but sadly he delivers a very below average film with Mastizaade. Rather than making a novel hilarious sex comedy, Mastizaade is follows the same path as Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 path of having cheap, cringe worthy double meaning dialogues and thats it.The film has almost no story, and the film relies on one liners, and some skin show. The films only upside is that it’s better than last weeks Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 in production values, and that actors ham there way through, like professionals in the film unlike the former film. Honestly I would be lying if I said said I didn’t chuckle a bit here and there but more on that later.
This movie.! It gave me none of that crap. It gave me a headache instead.
This is a movie about 2 sex addicts.Oh wait! Let me get that right. This movie is about 2 idiots played by the real life idiots Tushar and Virdas(anyone who has a brain wouldn’t have anything to do with this movie) who seek rehabilitation at the hands of 2 more idiots played by Sunny Leone. And it doesn’t stop there. By the time the movie ends, you’ve already lost count of how many idiots are on screen playing a cartoonish version of their real selves. The acting is just horrendous! Horrendous is actually an understatement! Tushar can’t act for sh*t! Sunny. pls don’t get me started on her acting skills! Virdas is talented for sure and tries his best to deliver and save the movie but you’re left wondering what on earth is he doing in a monstrosity like this! And the rest of the cast gracefully appall us with a myriad of overacting!
The jokes are disgustingly humourless! The writers try their best to make us laugh with an orgy of whatsapp humour(as we’ve already seen in previous adult comedies like this). And even some of the original jokes just come of as a desperate attempt to make an already exasperated audience laugh. I remember chuckling at one point of the entire movie and that wasn’t even an adult humour, it was a character just saying something funny as in all other genres of movies. The rest of the jokes made me cringe! Seriously, every joke was a molestation of my senses.
But that’s all right! I get it. This movie was made so that Sunny can resort to showing a gracious amount of skin and a ton of cleavage to Indian audiences in a country where there’s no porn industry. Yeah, who cares about the story and the acting, right!
I have a ton of respect for Sunny. I truly do. She emerged as a strong and an unbreakable woman after that disastrous interview. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to give her crappy movie a positive review! It’s the kind of movie that makes you feel like you’ve just lost a couple of IQ points after watching it. On that note, run folks! RUN!