Hi buddies,
This preview of mine is a Sequel to one written by my Friend MSKHETAN on MAYUR SUITINGS ADD WITH VIRU BHAI.
THANKS OF HONOR-
1) MSK thanks buddy for providing me fodder to write this preview, you are the one who inspired me.
2) MSK – I have lifted 1 or 2 points from your own preview and added some MIRCH-MASALA So don’t mind it buddy, remember we are friends and have made a vow to exchange ideas and a lot of other things except those which we can’t.
MAYUR SUITING ADD WITH VIRU BHAI
1) MESSAGE THE ADVT WANTS TO CONVEY—
There are many many many men in India with BALLS (cricketing?) who dream of hitting one (ball) that will land close to a pretty woman’s lap.
This add is an inspiration, is a blessing to all us such men with balls( cricketing?) to be brave , wear Mayur suiting and hit that damn ball so it lands close to a pretty woman’s lap.
2)HOW TO DO IT-
This Advt not only conveys a message but also tells us men with Balls (cricketing?) how to do it.
a)Wear Mayur suiting. Even if it’s a hot afternoon and what is there inside the Mayur Pant is sweating profusely, , , don’t worry the suiting will make you feel cool and remember the aim to HIT THE BALL THAT LANDS CLOSE TO A PRETTY WOMANS LAP.
b)Start a game of BALLS ( cricket) close to a college, now why play close to a college?
That’s because all the pretty women are there only in colleges and even those who
Will give a wicked smile when a ball lands close to their laps… now that’s why
c)If you want to hit a ball that will land close to a pretty woman’s lap then guys you must be those men with balls ( cricketing) that have not gone to school.
Now wait a second guys the above point is conveyed by the ADVT not I. The ADVT has chosen VIRU BHAI to hit the ball and we all know that many cricketing ball stalwarts and critics say that the way VIRU BHAI plays, shows that he has no respect for any cricketing school of thought and has not gone to any ball ( cricketing?) school. So guys since there is only 1 viru bhai , if we general mass men with balls ( cricketing?) want to hit a ball that lands close to a woman’s lap then we should be like VIRU BHAI- unschooled in any ball language.
3) PRECAUTIONS TO TAKE--- the ADVT also conveys what precautions we men with balls( cricketing?) should take so that we can hit the ball ( cricketing?) that will land close to a pretty woman’s lap
a) Make sure that the bowler who is going to bowl that DREAM ball to you is not BRETT LEE or SHOAIB AKHTAR, in which case you will be made to hit the wrong ball and it Might so happen that you might not be left with any balls( cricketing?) … DREAM Over CHAPTER closed
B)The bowler should be one who himself is not a contender to hit the DREAM ball (
Cricketing?)
c)The bowler should be one who is not wearing and MAYUR SUITING and thus he has
No problems of any thing inside what ever he is wearing sweating profusely and thus When the dream balls gets hit, he can run slowly and you the hitter are the first to reach For your dream ball ( cricketing?) that has landed close to a pretty woman’s lap.
4) CONTEMPORARY TECHNIQUES USED TO MAKE MAYUR SUITINGS-
For us men with balls ( cricketing?)
a)The Thread used to stitch Mayur suiting is the same used to stitch a ball ( cricketing?)
b)The Fabric used is Johnson’s and Johnson’s special proprietary BABY NAPPY fabric
That will absorb all the sweat that we men with balls ( cricketing?) will sweat out profusely during our endeavor to hit a ball ( cricketing?) that lands close to a pretty woman’s lap.
5) MIRACLES THAT WILL HAPPEN – WHEN YOU WEAR MAYUR SUITING And hit the ball ( cricketing?) so as to land near a pretty woman’s lap
a)You will succeed in fulfilling your dream of hitting the ball( cricketing?) that lands close to A pretty woman’s lap
b) You will then walk in to a class room where your dream pretty woman is sitting and Where your dream ball that you hit is lying close to her lap.
b)The biggest miracle-there will not be any teacher in the class to mistreat that ball(
Cricketing?)
c)The Mayur suiting will create such an impression that you a good for nothing un
Schooled dumbo will be considered a TEACHER (wow?)
d)THE BEST MIRACLE--- Your ball ( cricketing?) will so much impress , that not only your Dream pretty woman but an entire army of pretty gals will start running after your balls( cricketing?)
e)THE FINAL MIRACLE- even after so much chasing and running after you, the threads That were used to stitch your mayor suiting will not give away and your balls ( cricketing?) will not be revealed and you will be saved from the embarrassment of getting caught without any balls( cricketing?)
CONCLUSION----- WEAR MAYUR SUITING AND START HITTING THAT BALL…………………….( U ALL KNOW)
REGARDS
juzer