Ten reasons to go to McDonalds:
You want to eat “fat free” potato chips alias “French Fries” and also loosen your fat wallet.
You want to eat what the Americans eat. The Americans eat “Burgers” and you are not happy calling it a wada-pav (modified version of same :-).
You think you will be happy in plush interiors, while enjoying “delicious” soggy things packed between the bread (pav – ughh… not that word again please).
You want to measure the ice-cream topping advertised as McSwirl shown as a two-inch chocolate scoop, and are sure that a half-inch ruler will suffice in this Mac-thing joint.
You simply love arrogant waiters who are dressed in checkered aprons.
You are sure that happiness for an innocent child alias “Happy Meal” exists as a fiery wada-pav, a fizzy cola, and a tiny toy which breaks down soon. (Alas… happiness is always short-lived :-)
You have / want to have your kids in a humorous mood an an intimate “Mac-joker” will of course be just right before the “happiness” begins.
You hate being seen around in cheaper joints which serve extremely delicious food.
Your tummy is made of extremely good material and YOU ARE GOING TO PROVE IT!
You actually like to “Be in Chains” such as McDonalds literally and physically. :-) Literally because of the above 9 reasons.
Though the above list might have appealed to you as witty, each reason was genuinely contrived for highlighting the bad service and low quality of food at these overpriced food outlets.
sMACk DONALD! – That was me throwing my tray at the waiter!
After reading the title he should have remembered to duck…