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Merecdes Benz E240

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Merecdes Benz E240
Debu Chak@garbar
Jun 23, 2005 03:30 AM, 18996 Views
(Updated Jun 23, 2005)
The wonder car

The Merecdez Benz E 240 is an absolutely bakwaas car.As owner of one let me tell you why.First of all I dont quite like its headlights.They are so round-round.They look like the devil’s eyes.Secondly, its shape is tera-mera.Thirdly, its seats ar so bouncy and cushiony, it makes you bounce up every time the car accelerates or deccelerates suddenly.Last weekwhile I was being chased by the police for stealing this vehicle, I had to take really sudden turns and it was really hard for me as I kept bouncing about the seat throughout the run.I ended up with a back-ache the next morning.The AC of this car is really awful.You could get better service from a table fan.The car has really poor mileage and with the rising prices of petrol I really prefer travelling by bullock cart as this car is costing me a fortune for every single km travelled.A single km requires 12 litres of petrol.Also the car has a real polluting problem.It releases the normal pollutants in abnormal quantities along with some unusual gases too which are normally released by a guy’s exhaust.Now I am a really enviornment friendly person and didnt quite enjoy he sight of all the plants and animals just dropping dead when I passed by them.Over 10 people died due to this car’s polluting ability.As a result the police ar after me for murder too.Also the Forest Dept. and the Wildlife Dept ar also after me.If I had forseen this I wud hav stolen a Hydrogen Auto instead.My water bill wud hav also been saved.This car has brought me nothing but misery.If any one wants to buy it from me please let me know.Price is negotiable.Free Talcum powder with the car.

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