I got aquainted with Mike’s Hard Lemonade on complete accident. Before you go any further, I’m only 16. Yep. The only reviews on this product are by devious underage punks. Deal with it.
Mike’s Hard Lemonade is known by people who don’t drink it to be the possessor of humourous ads on the television.
’’Oh shoot! I cut off my foot with my ax!’’
’’Don’t worry about it man, I’ll buy you a Mike’s Hard Lemonade.’’
’’Great!’’
Now, I can’t say I’ve been in a posistion such as that, but I’m pretty damn sure that if I cut off my leg, getting a drink would be the last of my priorities. This kind of false advertising is just going to get these guys in trouble. Remember those Herbal Essences shampoo commercials? I tried that stuff, and I didn’t get an orgasm once. There’s two possibilities:
A. I was doing it wrong
B. Herbal Esssences is bullsh*t
But that’s off topic, and off topic stuff will get my ass kicked here. So Mike’s Hard Lemonade doesn’t have the best commercials, and the only time I would consider having one was if my life was in horrible danger.
Getting attacked by a bear? I sure could go for a Mike’s Hard Lemonade!
Getting stoned to death (physically) by angry people? I wish they were throwing bottles of Mike’s Hard Lemonade!
Broke your leg? How about a Mike’s Hard Lemonade to perk you up?
It may seem humorous at first, but if these situations come around, I bet you wouldn’t be thirsting for a Hard Lemonade.
But aside from that, this stuff really is good. Hell, I didn’t even know it was alcoholic! After kicking back with a bottle or two at a friend’s house, I turned the bottle to read the label, and saw the type on it that said it was alcoholic. I glanced down at the other empty bottle.
’’Shit...’’ I believe was what I said. It was about that time that all that alcohol kicked in, and I don’t remember much else. It’s all a blur, but I do remember an intense game of Connect 4.
My point is, you can’t tell this drink is alcoholic. It tastes JUST like lemonade, and that’s great! Because I usually hate the taste of it. Mudslides and drinks like that barely cover up the taste, because it’s so damn strong you could taste it through a damn brick wall. Not with Mike’s Hard Lemonade, though!
You could drink 3 of these things and never know it was alcoholic...Well, until you got drunk. But I’m talking about the taste here. You can’t tell. It tastes just like lemonade.
Mike’s Hard Lemonade is a great party drink. You can suck these things down and not even flinch. You don’t get super drunk off one bottle, and the flavor’s so damn good you’ll want more. I’m not sure of the price, but I’m pretty sure they aren’t very expensive. You can hang out with your friends and drink these. It’s a very laid back drink.
Bascially, underage bastards like myself who don’t like the taste of alcohol will love this drink. For everyone else, here’s how to tell if this drink is right for you:
Do you like to get drunk?
Do you like lemonade?
Simple as that. If you answered ’yes’ to both of those questions, get up and buy a Mike’s Hard Lemonade.