Hi brothers and Sisters and the rest!!!
16th August 2005, “THE MENTAL” news paper reports
1)Independence Day was celebrated with much joy and participation all around the country. Greetings were exchanged; Calls of “VANDE MATARAM” were heard again and again.
2)The Country awaits now the Next Natural –Man Made disaster to start thinking again “ R we Free”
3)Naxalites killed a few in A.P, In IMPHAL few things were burnt and road blocks and in J&K a few blasts – all for the cause of INDEPENDENCE.
4)People have accepted that the Deluge in Mumbai was due to God getting a bad cold and it’s better to forgive him and forget those affected by it on Independence Day
5)“ Mangal Pandey” is a big hit in all cities and towns, few went to see Cleavage and came back to write on Ms about it. Few went to Deko Amirs Moustache, but all agreed Mangal Pandey was a great man and the 1st Man to set us Indians on the Path of achieving SUKH MANGAL in our lives (independence)
6)“ THE FATHER “ of our nation was a worried man in heavenly abode and in MTV style said”“MAIN KAHAA HOON”.
7)Our Beloved Prime Minister stood on a podium raised his hand and said” Corruption in Government will not be tolerated”,
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Now this statement from him (P.M) made me think and gave me food for the next part of my review and I asked “What we have achieved in the Field of Corruption” in 58 years after Independence. We started with “ among the least corrupt” nations and today are “ among the most corrupt” nations, but India beats every nation by giving “ FREEDOM” to women to enter politics and beat MEN lock stock and barrel in being equally corrupt if not more.
Dear Msians, I give below biographies of a Few women who have achieved great heights in this specialized field of corruption (different types) after Independence .This is my tribute to them.
Disclaimer-
1)This review is full of factual slips, please read and excuse for the cause of Independence.
2)Do not notice the wrong category in which I have written.
3)If I face any Defamation suits, please raise funds for me to set me free.
Dr J.Jayalalitha—
250 pounds, broad represents A.I.A.D.M.K (all India brothers (sisters too) who are not from upper caste) party.
She was in political wilderness for many years under her mentor M.G.R, suddenly god smiled called her Mentor to heavenly abode and she became the leader of all brothers in her party
Achievements-
Legend says she owns more than 200 pairs of foot wear, 1000 saris spent 200 crores or more on her Foster sons wedding and can buy Sachin Tendulkar 1000 times over.
She is fond of sumo wrestling and her opponents get lifted in thin air by bare hands with dhotis flying so that we can all see “The Sorry state of Affairs” in our country err... inside the dhoti.
MAYAWATI-
180 pounds, short and represents B.S.P ( Bahut Jano ki Party) .
Achievements
The only alive personality in politics who has a full statue built in her honor.
The statues shows her standing with 2 hands next to the ears , fingers swapping up/down in air , tongue out to tell us Indians “ I FOOLED YOU”, “I FOOLED YOU”
She made her party brothers make a huge cake on her last Birthday. I was one of the fortunate ones to get a taste of it. It was made from Specially Imported cattle fodder from BIHAR.
SUSHMA SWARAJ
165 pounds, tall and represents B.J.P (Bharat ki janta Express)
Achievements
She played a special game called “ Information and Broad casting” and broadcasted to her fans ( me) that there will be “ NO MORE” nudity in the politics sport and on TV even after the children have slept.
She shaved her head recently and wore a white sari and gave an impression that she too like Mangal Pandey made a big contribution to set us free.
Her speech carries more punch than a Mike Tyson fist under our sorry chin.
SONIA GANDHI.
150 POUNDS medium height and represent” THE CON PARTY OF INDIA”
Achievements
Married to a Famous legend “Rajeev Gandhi” and now a Widow
Comes from Italy, looks better than the others above and thus she has many fans going bonkers over her Imported Skin color (We Indians have a fetish for all things white- dhotis, Saris, skins)
She Plays Politics so well that she makes our beloved prime minister a Doctor look like a compo under.
She became an Indian after she gave away her Chair (PM) for her ideals and cause which I am yet to find out.
UMA BHARTI
170 pounds short and also comes from “Bharat Ki Janta Express”, she is fondly known as “FIRE BRAND” Leader
Achievements
One of the Unsung heroines of her party and was largely (If not most) influential to make her party come out of wilderness and rule the game (politics) for many years.
She along with her Team leader introduced a new game called “MANDIR-MASJID” and beat all the CONS (congress) square.
Her fiery speeches sent shivers down the spine of Fellow Indians who as luck would have it were born Muslims and they were made to answer difficult questions like “ARE YOU MUSLIMS FIRST”
“ARE YOU INDANS FIRST”, “ARE YOU INDIAN MUSLIMS”, “ARE YOU HINDU-MUSLIMS”
Answering such difficult questions left a big gap in the brains and the gap got filled only when a Gentleman “ABV” took over.
She is so good that she sacrificed her CM chair for her ideals and made her TEAM leader Advani loose his Sanity and termed some one by name “JINNAH” secular.
Ok Msians… enough of the biography, I am tired you can blast me out in comments
Regards