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Monsoon Wedding

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Monsoon Wedding
Bhumi @Koshish
Jan 29, 2002 10:15 AM, 2390 Views
(Updated Jan 29, 2002)
Is shaadi mei bilkul mat jaana

Ok,


I am writing a review after a looooooooong time….have been very busy!


Anyways I thought this movie was gonna be good, because I liked the music! I watched this movie only for one reason – b/c I wanted to see a wedding not people having sex.


IF SOMEBODY ASKED ME TO DESCRIBE THIS MOVIE IN two WORDS IT WOULD BE –


IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!


Here’s the thing- I am not gonna bore u with the story or something—


Read this-


Question: What is non-commercial movie?


Answer: A movie that doesn’t star the hottest stars of Bollywood and the movie, which will not have regular song –n- dance sequence.


Question: Who makes these movies?


Answer: People who don’t like Bollywood movies and people who most of the time live out of India and people who think that they are better than others.


Question: How can you make this movie?


Answer: You definitely need four things to make these movies:


1.Dialogues must be spoken in English.




  1. Have sex scenes and talk about sex every 5 minutes.




  2. Add some kind of sexual harassment.




  3. Cast uncommon actor and some models.






Question: Who are the worst directors?


Answer: Mira Nair and Deepa Mehta


Question: What else?


Answer: Next time run when somebody recommends you to watch this movie


MONSOON WEDDING


PROS:>/b> Cute guys (chunari boy and his brother Jas Arora), music, some saris (especially Sheafali’s wedding red sari), wedding scenes, and Nasarudin Shah.


CONS: Where do I start? Story, and everything else……


That’s about it~! That’s all I gotta say about the movie and if anybody dares to tell me that this was a wonderful movie – I would throw up!!!


8~P

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