FAQS
- What is Mountain Dew?
= It is this green puke which a bunch of jobless boys combat bulls and fly in air to taste.
- Who should drink this?
= Now unless , you are desperate , drink this and face the consequences later.
- Consequences? What consequences?
= Well , to start off , that nasty taste in your mouth...
- Why did you drink it?
= Dont ever ask! It was the worst mistake of my life!
- Who should’nt buy it ( MY OPINION)?
=Sane people
- Why do you think it is called Mountain Dew ??
= God knows. Perhaps the producer realised that his drink was tasteless , so he gave it a senseless name?
- What is this best suited for?
= For generating pukes. Much cheaper than the prescribed medicine in hospitals.
- And last , what do you think that the m.dew company should do?
= Remove the crazy ad. , especially the ’DO THE DEW’. (what does that mean anyway???)