’Hey baby, I saw spider crawling on ur butt’….
’Excuse me, Hi ! I hope u r Mr.xyz’z friend. He forget his cellphone with me, do u know his landline no? He must be tension’
Some well known stinks used to fool on today’s very famous April fool’s Day. Let your jealous fellow notches head to limits without abusing. After all ‘Its 1st April mate, don’t mind’.
Its gud2c others being fooled, guilty, embarrassed or so. But what’s the importance of this day in real life, I don’t understand. Everyone in this country is fooled by 1000(s) of daily practices without notice. If u r student, you were fooled by thousands coaching centres thru new crackjack courses or cheap schemes. “Hi Beta, you performed well in entrance exam , lets rebate 10% off for the course you opted for.” With utter disbelief the guy sitting next to you got 25% discounted due of some unknown facts without your concern.
Similarly if u a teacher, students and management authorities are there to fool you. That’s y hourly classes are conducted in Home tuitions to balance equations.
Likewise A normal employee often fooled from respective companies or MNC(s) signing on bonds or salary slips which never display true figures, poor fellow keeps accelerating boss business to utmost limit just for pitiful increments usually never given on time.
Actually a common man can be fooled in many ways. There are loads of fooling agencies nearby aiming different methods or strategies to fool. Say a person went to purchase an assembled system. If he is a Lehmann in hardware industry, anyone can fool him specially @showrooms. If he is wise enough, then might prepare excel sheet for his confidence calculating marginal price. Does lots of bargains + negotiations, finally got a PC assembled within prescription. He is very happy now, narrates his bargaining technique to friends ’Ye! I’ve done it, you should do it’.After couple of months, the inside story peeps out: Processor of developer’s edition, Monitor looses color, Low rpm Harddisk and so on.
The height of foolishness peaks at Sale junctions i.e ‘50% off on all items’, ‘Buy 1 get 1 free’ . Customers move in, move out carrying loads of shopping bags, ”We got it cheaper”, after sometime the showroom shut downs or the product goes out of fashion. Second most common area for foolish ppl are wholesale markets. Many ppl purchase duplicate or local soaps, detergents, cosmetics etc just for minute difference on MRP, forget how much they pay doctors due of problematic health just for pennies.
Telcom industry continuously fool us with new schemes, Let it b lifetime incoming or full talkvalue..useless, network always remains busy. National roaming..instant activation no roaming charges really? Sorry needs to dial 50 times to connect customer care office. Thousands of messages are wasted for false astropredictions, tasteless jokes, everchanging ringtones everyday….sometimes free or sometimes @4-5 rupess/sms. Schemes never saturates, oh! heck off this simcard funda, lets switch on to reliance’chobbey ye 2600 rupey le aur zindagi bhar aish kar, ’, oh Mr.Chobbey thanks for choosing reliance. Hope ur callee(s) behave peacefully like ur friend does.
What to say abt 24 hrs news channels? ’Jayega nahi..hamare channel par khabaron ka silsila zarri rahega’.Same story keeps on fooling every 30 mins. Sports newz: Yesterday Raina becomes hero, they’ll dictate his biography and hardwork. Tomorrow he gets out @duck, so they’ll humiliate him…after all there is MATCH KA MUJRIM where sidhu or same looks make fun of players whose luck didn’t worked. Rahul Dravid did nothing in previous matches, keep on experimenting like introducing Gambhir for spinner, these channels won’t depict Gambhir’s poor performa/Dravid’s experiments instead say Gambhir and Sehwag opened in a decent manner. Today MCD Demolitions are headlines, tomorrow something else on air. But old news fuses away…leaving all jobless families in vain. ‘Jayega nahi abhi aate hain ek chotte se break k baad’.
And these never ending Ekta kapoor’s complex creations…brothers, sisters, cousins, friends, mom, aunts etc entangled with each other in affairs, rivals...showing no peace for BSTycoons. Mr.Sujal Garewal is damn for kashish, kashish keeps on weeping, listening, sacrificing. Charu remains confused forever with same tune’ thoda sa pyar hua hai’ . Ahluwalia industries becomes no1 without any reason (oh sorry kashish is working here). Same old saas-bahu stories moulding 4m 5 years. These are similar to horror shows, never lets ur TV off, FAN/AC off, irritated children plz go to other room …and we complain Electronic meter for false readings. By the way who is responsible for foolish TRP(s)? aren’t we.
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Summarizing above facts, we must not blame completely ourselves, its our kind heart, patience, and whatever positive points inside being watched for fooling us everyday, every moment..Like I fooled u by penning revu on 1st april instead on Mouthshut.com. Also stating same old points not new to everyone...isn’t ? Happy 1st April!
-Sandeep.
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