I have been a fan of Abbas Mastan’s directorial ventures over the past
but today I write this review in shock as I never expected one of my
favourite director’s to come up with sheer nonsense and a film worthy
of giving insomnia to any individual on this planet.
We have this woman by the name of Urvashi Sharma who looks like a guy
whose had a sex change, we get to see the different colour panties shes
wearing, we get to see another rubbish actress being launched.
We get to see another rubbish performance in from Bobby Deol and you
thought his performance was bad in Shakalaka Boom Boom - THINK AGAIN!
We get to see Akshaye Khanna look completely out of shape and in a role
that even Uday Chopra would have refused. I hope for Akshaye’s sake he
was paid a good sum of money for this.
As for the film’s story, LOL. Ever heard of reality TV? get ready to
see reality cinema because some geniuses sitting in Mumbai have made
themselves look like plums. Reality cinema is going to win the best
film at the Cannes film festival, according to the director duo. We
have modelling at the beginning by Urvashi, we have a cheesy proposal
by Bobby. we have a arab singing like he’s imitating a sick horse.
WE HAVE, WE HAVE, WE HAVE BAKWAAS AT ITS BEST!
Has anyone ever seen vulgarity? if you have, please kindly go and watch
this film as some of the scenes are so awfully shot, it makes Nishadb
look like some masterpiece. Shower scene of Urvashi, dance with Akshaye
seeing her pants, Urvashi lying on the bed, making love with Akshaye -
awful, its so bad, it puts you off making love!
Bollywood has made some utter nonsense in the first 6 months of 2007
and this film continues that trend but with Naqaab it beats its rivals!
Abbas Mastan have two releases coming up in Race(Saif Ali Khan,
Akshaye Khanna, Anil Kapoor, Bipasha Basu, Katrina Kaif) and Mr Fraud
(my favourite Sanjay Dutt, Ajay Devgan, Bipasha Basu, Tanushree Dutta)
and as much as it hurts to write this, I have given up hope in these
two films after watching this Naqaab.
Normally one would say stay away from such trash but not me - **AS I WANT
EVERYONE TO GO AND WATCH HOW BAD A FILM CAN BE AND YOU WILL LAUGH AT
THE SHEER STUPIDITY OF ITS CONTENT AND PERFORMANCES!
*Ravi Kumar