Outlook 2003, what would people like me do without it, Oh yes you heard me right…. Modern day corporate environments completely depend on E-Mail and who better to say this than a slave of this field. After some time it becomes a day to day tool and then you notice these things at the bottom of the mail, some times one liners some times who paragraphs. SIGNATURES ……. You said it. Here is a collection of the finest manuscripts I have ever seen (found in my own mailbox and some random places in the internet)
’’Try? There is no try. There is only do or not do.’’ Yoda
Yoda r00lz. Especially misquoted Yoda.
Anything is possible except for skiing through a revolving door.
It’s kinda fun to do the impossible.
No, many things are impossible, such as getting people to stop using stupid sigs like this one.
JESUS CHRIST
Who knew the Messiah used email?
’’Great words won’t cover ugly actions
and good frames won’t save bad paintings.’’
Great. Thanks for sharing that.
’’...but the/it is/are skönt when man/you receives/may alleviated ankar and splinter out on böljorna the/they blue’’
Classic Swedish tune run through a translation program
I have no clue whatsoever as to what the above means
Take a circle, caress it, and it will turn vicious.
What the?
To get random signatures put text files into a folder called ’’Random Signatures’’ into your Preferences folder.
Total wackiness! An email signature about email signatures! Wild!
What is a ’’free’’ gift ? Aren’t all gifts free?
Uh Oh
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Ya Right
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Quite ambiguous by itself
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Was this written by the Grinch ?
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Which Idiot wrote this ?
Sealed with a kiss.
Just a friendly kiss though. NO tongue. Because I probably don’t like you like that, and this is just a signature for all outgoing messages. I just thought it had a nice ring to it. But if I do like you like that, and you’re positive of it, then maybe a little tongue.
This .sig gives me a special feeling...
--- BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK ----------+----------
GAT d- s:+ !a C++$ UL/S/I/B++++$ P+ | ’’In the ongoing battle between objects
L++ E- W+(+++) N K- w(---) O-- M@ | made of aluminum going hundreds of
V(--) PS+++ PE Y+ PGP@ t++ 5 X+ R- | miles per hour and the ground going
tv+ b- DI++++ D+(+++) G e>++ h--- | zero, the ground has yet to lose.’’
r++ z+>+++ - END GEEK CODE BLOCK ---+
Uh-oh, I think I’m gonna be sick...
Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
Say Who Does’nt ?
I won’t rise to the occasion, but I’ll slide over to it.
P.S. : I DID NOT Write This
Cheers and if you see something wacky like these, add them to the comments ......