No Entry - this is what the character Prem (played by that overrated Salman Khan) refers to as extramarital affairs. He obviously deviates from the straight and narrow path of matrimony regularly. Why wouldn’t he? His wife, Pooja (Esha Deol who looks like she’s half dead) is utterly clueless.
Lucky for Prem, he isn’t saddled with Kaajal (Lara Dutta), the uber-suspicious wife of his friend Kishan (Anil Kapoor) who is genuinely faithful to his wife, but just can’t seem to get her to stop her nonsense. As a solution to his problem, Prem suggests Kishan actually have an affair. His logic is - have affairs, come home happy, treat wife like a princess and she’s happy; don’t have affairs, come home stressed, ignore wife and she’ll suspect you. Okay, whatever!
Prem introduces Kishan to Bobby (Bipasha Basu - who else?), a sexy dancer with whom he encourages he has an affair with. To up the stakes, Prem bribes Bobby to seduce Kishan.
There are many complicated scenarios including the one where Kishan is hiding Bobby in the bathroom while he tries to talk himself out of a fix with Kaajal who’s in hyper-suspicious mode. Throw in Kishan’s friend, Sunny (Fardeen Khan) and his spitfire belle Sanjana (Celina Jaitley - when is she going to realize she can’t act?) and a lot of lying and distorted facts - you have one funny movie.
Music however is mediocre. Shots of Salman at Sun City in South Africa (my country!) is stunning.