In the beginning: In Jan2003 I finally overcame my shyness & decided to go with girls. My first girl was a Moti weighing 180kgs (Motorola T180). One year on I was well versed with them & found Moti bulky, black & low in features, so I decided to go for a permanent commitment & longterm relationship – Marriage.
Meet my EX: Dec2003 I was hunting for bride & the broker led me to the famed Nokia Family. There were many daughters but I chose one. With a statistics of 3315 she had all the features I was looking for. I paid reverse-dowry of 4000Rs & registered the marriage with warranty. Life has been good for the last 4.5years with her, during which we conversed for some 400hours (of which I spoke only 80hrs, the rest were incoming!). Apart from our talk, she gave me ’short massage services" too I played games with her, took her everywhere I went & shared the same room!
The rifts: Marital rifts began to appear recently & I found it tough to cope with her lack of memory. She didn’t have her own memory to remember numbers of our friends. I had to rely solely on her SIM(ple) memory of 110. I am told now even SIM(ple) comes with memory of 250. bcos of this she had to delete my friends numbers to accommodate new numbers. Though she was plump & very huggable, her skin had lost its sheen & I even once gave her a skin-change. Secretly I had began eyeing other women who had better features & Size 0 bodies. I withstood the temptation for an extra-martial affair for I loved her. There was never night/day in the last 4.5years that she wasn’t beside me! I had a emotional moral dilemma - whether to divroce her or not? I had seen people divorcing everytime they saw a new model girl! Finally in my own best interests I decided to divorce her, I knew it wud be bitter for both of us ;-)
Begin to look at extra-marital: Soon evil intentions of dumping her had taken root in my heart. What could I do, her memory problem was too much to bear. Though she gave me good-talktime & 3-4day stand-by beside me & also many Short-massage-services everyday, I decided it was time to say 3 Talaaks! But considering that the society wud ostracise me if I just divorced without having anyone else with me, I first waited to get a sauten & then dump my wife! ;-)
Options: I began to look for a new woman. My friends suggested many Model like girls from famed families like Motorola, Samsingh, Sony etc. I did glance at them but none could touch my heart. Because of vow of chastity I had to say no to Ericssions!. So I decided to look within the territory I knew, from where I alredy had got my wife – the nokia family.
Went to nokia family: As I was happy with my 3315 wife, I just wanted only a girl with features that she lacked – own memory. I didn’t look at all at girls with far more attractive features than what I wanted. All I wanted was some sweet talk time, someone to stand-by me & give me ‘short-massage-services’. In other words I was looking for a conservative, homely girl without much modern fanfare. The broker introduced to me to one of the younger sisters of my wife – with a vital statistics of 1200 she instantly caught my eye! ;-)
LAFS: The broker let me have a look at her from close, I read her certificates. She had own memory of 200 & also cud give more massages. Also there was advancement of features my wife had. I liked her. I touched her size 0 body, which fitted into my hands ( & pockets too!) so well, her soft skin & also her Loud-speak(er) made me fell in love. Then the broker tells me one more clincher. I had to pay reverse-dowry of only Rs 1230! I brought the new bride home, dumped my wife.
Current Status: Its more than a month I am living with my new wife happily. Though I left my wife 3315, I haven’t shunned her. On humanitarian grounds I have sheltered her in my sisters home, with a SIM(ple) memory, so she can attend to incoming calls. She is now a stay-at-home model. ;-)
Legend:My previous wife: Nokia 3315 – read about my married life here.
https://mouthshut.com/review/Nokia_3315-81688-1.html
Current wife: Nokia 1200,
Weight: 77g
Display: Black and white display with green backlight
Messaging - SMS storage for up to 60 SMS on phone memory
Ringing Tones - 32-chord/voice polyphonic ringing tones with MP3-grade sound
Call Management - 200 entries in built-in phonebook
Integrated handsfree speaker
Personal Information Management (PIM) - Multi phonebook, Alarm clock, Analog/digital clock, Reminders, Stopwatch Calculator, Calendar, Converter, Countdown timer
Power Management : Talk : Up to 7 hrs , Standby : Up to 16.5 days
Dust and splash proof with rubberized keypad, Bright flashlight, Timer tracker for call control, Multiple phonebook, calendars
Conclusion: If you are someone who wants a basic handset – only for talk & sms, go for this.
P.S: I have written this revu with a twist only to make my regular readers smile. I know my revu wont sell more 1200s than people want.
P.S1: Don’t be scandalized by tales of divorce etc claimed in revu – I still remain very catholic in my views on marriage & divorce – 1 marriage , 0 divorce ;-)