Ab Zulubaba aapko Hollywood-dish banana sikhayenge!(* *Zulu-guru is gonna demonstrate how to cook up a hollywood-dish)
Ingredients -
- Aam aadmi look-a-like Amarikan chap with **juggernautical skills
- Amateur **looking blonde bombshell
- Magical element in any flying form having kamine , dismantle skils
- Main ko chup karnewala racy background score
- Amrit jaisi bhasha( For a quick dope **: Read nasty angel25’s latesht review)
Process:
Show that the Magical element is trying to create some panga for the universe with its epicentre being some amarikan city where apna aam aadmi is spending his time with family and amateurish blonde bombshell.
Throw in some lovemaking scenes to coach Shakarotti Hashmi for his next kissing mis-venture
Now show a glimpse of aam aadmi’s juggernatical skills in mom n pop mishaps that try to endanger his neighbourhood.
Throw in some racy musik.
Start the kamine plans plans with dismantle brigade . throw in some amrit jaisi bhasha.
Let the aam aadmi step in and use his j. skills to save the universe!
Ab Zulubaba aapko butter-chicken ke bare me batayenge!( *Zulu-guru is gonna tell you about butter chicken)
Butter Chicken is the hottest selling Desi item in Amarika and Ingland, cherished specially for the masala that we use. zinged and smoothened with the quantities of butter .
This item can be characterised as a good desi combination of smooth and masala at same time!
Ab Zulubaba aapko not hollywood-dish but butter-chicknish angreji fillum ke bare me batayenge.
Ocean’s 13 is a sequel+ to Ocean’s 11!
Now it this a movie where pirates are involved or is this a movie where some giant sea giant cracks a gigantic boat down and 13 ppl come and help the passangers. Not Eggjactly.
This is a movie about a team of THIRTEEN people lead by Mr. George "cool" Clooney named as Ocean.hence the OCEAN’s 13!
The story is simple and easy. One member of this thirteen is having a Casino-Hotel in Las-Vegas and his business partner (Da Al Pacino)robs him and now this job of Ocean’s 13 to take the revenge.
Now why to waste time and money watching such a bland movie? This is the same question that came to my mind while watching first half of the movie that keeps us guessing how the hell these 13 chaps(Including every girl and some boy’s dream Brad Pitt) are going to achieve this huge task .
But the way their plan is unravelled and executed in second half makes us feel.Its a cool movie.
*As I said, this movie lacks usual contents of a hollywood-dish movie but has all the masala and butter to make it spicy enough!
*Had this been a Bollywood movie, we could have witnessed titles like
*Ocean’s 13: Ek Kahani badle ki( Director: Manmohan Desai)
*Ocean’13 No. 1(Only we can make movies with these obscure titles)
*Ocean’s 13: Jigarwale Khajana le jayenge!(SRK as George Clooney, Jr. AB as Brad Pitt, Big B as Al Pacino in one new get up and some 7 songs including one cabret number in the casino by Rani Mukherjee) .
Shit . sometimes the masala is too boring.
*Aey ganpat chal butter chicken la!
*Ocean’s 13 -