Introduction: India is a land of culture and heritage (Accha Beta! Culty kaat Heri ki aur tez dodd le!) And, we proudly announce that we have something here that binds rich and poor with the same desire. Shaktiman se lekar Zokomon tak.. Saurabh Gupta se lekar Aamir Khan tak.. Insaan se lekar Bhagwaan tak.. G Haan! Everybody loves ____?? Abey Angrez! "Raymond" nahin "Parle G"! Mera Walaa "G" nahin, "G" maane Genius! If you have seen a movie "Family", then you may recall Amitabh Bacchan (Sai) brings his grandson "Parle G" as his gift and he proudly announces "Dekho aapke liye hum kya laaye hein? Duniya ke sabse favorite biscuits - Parle G!" In a recent movie, somebody remarked, we love it so much that we inserted a "G" as a mark of our respect! Yes, its rectangular crisp biscuit (Kut nahin Kit), on the pack of Parle G its written - World’s Largest Selling Biscuit, Original Gluco Biscuits, Milk + Wheat!
Specific Details: Ingredients - Wheat Flour, Edible Oil, Sugar, Invert Syrup (Abey Seedha hi daal deta!), Leavening Agents (Agent Vinod will join soon), Emulsifiers, Dough Conditioner (not Dove Conditioner) and Antioxidants (Har cheez ab mein yahi daalo!). It is manufactured by Ramkrishna Bakers, Kanpur (Yes, I was also shocked, maybe a local manufacturer for distribution in UP) and marketed by Parle Biscuits, Mumbai. You can feel a little difference in taste in what is being supplied in Maharastra compared with the same product in other states. In Mumbai, the entire vicinity of the factory is named after Parle factory i.e. Vile Parle and you can actually make out that you are in VParle(E) sensing the Glucose+Vanilla fragrance filling up your nose.
Some psychotherapists must have suggested Amul as well as Parle to use the picture of child on its product. Yes, I agree with them. There is a child in me too and YOU too! (Don’t panic Women! Don’t rush for Pregasure! Its just one level of transactional analysis) And, please don’t lick it. Its not a cream biscuit. Just a quick dip in a cup of tea and eat it before it demonstrate a free fall. If you need an innovation, try dipping two to three biscuits together. Try stuffing it with the home made butter in between. Enjoy the feel of say club sandwich.
By the way, this child on the wrapper looks so cute and too real! Check the photos tagged along. I am not discussing the nutritional part but have seen many mummies giving one biscuit to their 2-3 year old kids. And, the baby keeps eating it for say half an hour or so! Smart Mummy - She can relax! G maane ____?? (Naam mat le lenaa! Naam lega toh badnaam ho jaayegi) [Background music Govinda-4 Govinn...daa! Singer: Sarkar Ramgopal Verma!]
Recommendation: YES For 2 Rs. you will get 8 biscuits. Chaar Aane ka Ek! So, next time if you are looking for a one rupee note for the cash gift envelope, just stuff 4 biscuits inside it together with your 2-3-4 digit Rupee note. Buy it, do try it! Ms. Chauhan! I am tired of writing more in this recommendation for free, so better get me an Appy or Kiss Me! Chacha se aagya lelo! Ruko zara moral de doon pehle!
Moral and Morale: What are the current research projects in China? They are secretly working to compete Nano and Parle G! Do you know why Shaktiman ate it? It gave him an energy dose 451 kcal (on 100GM). I wonder whether he bought it or stole it! Caution: Though Par le means "take wings" but it doesn’t gives you wings. Only Red Bull gives you wings. So, don’t jump from your building after eating Parle G. Even HanuMan won’t be able to save you. Ab Morale chahiye? Abey Doggie ko bhi do toh bina awaaz kiye kha leta hai, tumko biscuit khaane ke liye Morale chahiye? Anil Kapoor bhi nahin aayega sabko khilaane, Lajja toh nahin aa rahi ab poochne mein?
As if someone will buy: It’s value for your money. Small pack, a booster dose of energy and taste. Affordable smiles in two rupees. For instance, consider beggers whom you always wanted to feed but do not want to shell out too much money on a single begger. If one is gone, another one will appear from nowhere. He is always eyeing you from somewhere, just like God! "HE" is always begging that "HE" has not ate anything since yesterday and you start calculating Vada Pav will cost you 6 Rs. Instead, You can make 3 beggers stop pestering you with the same amount. You can try keeping an extra buffer in your bag for some shameless official beggers in your office too, just in case!
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