6th september 2005, Our great Indian cricket team lost yet another Final in Zimbabwe shattering the hopes of Millions.
Shame on the team which is regarded as the most rich team in the the world both in terms of money & talent.
A country where cricket is not only a game but a religion.Sadly this religion includes a PUJARI called Ashish Nehra(PUJARI without maala)
I wrote a review on this pujari/player earlier mentionting that why he doesn’t deserve to be a member of team India. Unfortunetly most of the MS members resisted my review except one or two.Hence my review got the rating of somewhat useful .Still it hardly bothered me because I knew as Time will passs he will prove what I said regarding him DEVASTATING FOR HIS OWN TEAM.(Whether the team is ASIA or INDIA)
He took six wickets in the fina against Sri lanka , but didn’t forget to give away 60 runs in return to the six batsmen which lankans had offered. This is just like when the wordshippers give PUJARI moticoor ke laddoo in return of his blessings.
Then came the Afro-Asian series. In an attempt to globalize his efforts his used ASIA XI as the team to come in limelight.
In the first match of three ODI series when ASIA reqired 2 runs of 12 balls he came in got out out for the very first ball , giving the Africans precious moments of enjoyment which they certainly didn’t deserve. All tailenders tried their heart out including Zaheer , Kumble , Shoaib , but he could not even face a ball. This certainly raises a question that is he really a CRICKETER?
Then came the grand Finale of 6th september when some hopes got alive after giving Kiwis a target excess of 275 that finally India can shed away the Tag of chockers .
But Jab Nehra ho saath to kya hai darne ki baat
He made sure that Stephen Fleming & nathan Astle got necessary width to play their shots comfortably so he bowled pathetic line & length to help Kiwis get off to a flying start hence helping them to win the VIDEOCON CUP. Doesn’t matter Irfan and Agarkar also bowled pathetically , but both of them are excellent hitter of the ball and are quite fit. They also field well.
Now it’s high time for us and we should now ask the Selectors that what this fellow is doing in the team for past many years , who cannot even perform his main job of bowling. Agreed that even biggies got smashed too but they try their best to compensate with their batting or fielding. (e.g. Shane Warne , Gillespie , Brett lee , Bond , Giles , Zaheer etc.)
SO what is the need of the fellow who cannot even hold his bat , who cannot hold ball properly while fielding , who is too shaky while bowling too.
After all how long we will keep on defending him?
He has now become an “years old stale food for India”.
AND
If stale food is kept in the fridge for years the fridge will start giving unpleasant smell.
If it is eaten then it will cause fod poisioning.
If it’s thron just outside the house it may harm the atray animals.
So , the best way to prevent everyone from it is to burn it.
In the end I would like to say that if u want ur blood pressure to remain normal , if u don’t want to get Bald while watching cricket match , support his ouster from the team bacause Ashish Nehra means Irritating , bloodboiler , hairspoiler.