I am definately in love with Sonali Kulkarni, from the looks of it I seem to be developing a thing for actresses who have Sonali as their first names, no prize to guess who the other Sonali might be.
Well bunk that, getting to the review of the movie... and to the PLOT... which will be totally REVEALED, not that it matters, the movie had no story, no story AT ALL !! Despite that since I’m such a great guy I’m going to make a superb effort and create a plot to reveal to all you mouthshut readers.
To begin with, the most revealing part of the movie is Urmila, I think she was paid my the number of times she shook her aass from side to side or bounced other body parts... The first half of the movie script reads like this : (This is actual true to life 100% original script of the movie)
Scene 1: some crap happens
Scene 2:
Urmila: (Shake aass all over the place)
Fardeen Khan : (Lech your heart out)
Urmila: (Act like an aass and throw tantrums)
Fardeen: (Take dirty pictures)
Urmila: (Go to the Gymn and shake everything, up down left right, the more shaking the more money you get)
Fardeen: (Enter the gymn as though it your pop’s property and start acting as if Urmila is your play thing)
Urmila... who cares just keep shaking and swaying those hips and stuff.
Okay this is getting boring, I’ll summarise the rest of the first half of the movie... basically Fardeen is a photographer for some cheap magazine, he finds Urmila takes her photos... takes more photoes while she wears progressively lesser clothes.... we have songs... dream sequences... dances... Urmila does all the dances and bouncing... Fardeen stands in his underwear trying to look like a stud who can’t dance to save his life... Sonali is no where to be seen.... sigh
INTERMISSION
Second half... well they finally show Sonali... she turns out to be married to Fardeen... watta life.. spend the day taking pictures of Urmila.. spend the night ... well whatdya think he spent the night doing ?!!?
Anyways Urmila falls in love with him, tries to kill his wife... goes mad... ends up in a mental hospital.... did I mention that Sonali acts really well and looks damn sexy...
Okay movie over... go home ... wonder why on earth you bought the tickets in black and kick yourself... I didn’t buy them in black.... well actually I did... but I got them at half price since the guy selling them in black had excess stock and no buyers.... well too bad for him..
Shit I hope the police doesn’t put me in jail for saying I bought tickets in black.... well who cares... Fardeen was caught buying drugs and he got away clean.... (Cheap shot but who can resist??)