Am going to write something dedicated to Mr. Salman Khan...
Salman needs no introduction to all you lads and lasses weaned on Hindi movies. He’s a successful star, was voted as one of the ten most handsomest men in the world (er... don’t look at me like that... I didnt do it.... its a fact), has dated some pretty ladies, is the son of renowned writer Salim, has siblings who act too and has a knack of getting himself into all kinds of trouble.
This review isn’t on Salman the actor or an insight into his career.... this isn’t a Salman fan or foe speaking... I think he’s done real well for himself as far as his career went...
This is a RHYME... dedicated to Salman Khan... take it with a pinch of Sodium Chloride...
Here goes nothing.........
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Here’s the hero, pumped on steroids
walks like he has got hemorrhoids
liked to sow his oats all over
Somi, Aish, Katrina but not Gulshan Grover
He had many a success in Bollywood’s lane
his movies were hits, though his acting inane
the ladies loved the bod, the dudes were jealous
our man had a temper and was often quite zealous
Thought he was macho when he held his gun
decided to slay helpless fauna for fun
too bad his limited brain cells failed
they were endangered, so Sallu got jailed
Though our muscled friend did try his luck
to worm out of the case where he killed black buck
he had more grief when his big landrover
flew off the road, ran a poor soul over
Too bad that life seldom imitates art
PETA just branded him a stupid upstart
a killer of chinkara and innocent black buck
he should have just gone and eaten bombay duck
Though the cases meandered the judge was harsh
and Sallu couldnt hide in a field or a marsh
in front of family including pumped up Sohail
the cops slapped on the cuffs and took him to jail
In jail he could play carrom but didnt get mangola
nor a contract to act in an ad for Thums Up cola
The three days that he spent in Jodhpur cells
taught him that life is not about lifting dumb belles
The PETA folks rejoiced and danced and sang a little song
they rejoiced cos Sallu was wrong, he shouldn’t wear a thong
anyone that ventures out to hunt innocent fauna
will be roasted on a spit or locked up in a sauna
They granted bail, he left jail, atleast for now
maybe he’ll go vegan and not eat a sacred cow
PETA folks were not too pleased cos Sallu’s on the loose
They will only be at ease when he’s dangling on a noose
Sallu had a bright career but he let his ding dong
rule his limited brain cells and goad him to do wrong wrong
Hope Katrina takes an iron and clocks him in the noggin
he might give up hunting and just take up morning joggin’
Though the man has been a jerk he does have a heart kind
he’s going to help out inmates, give them some peace of mind
upgrades to living conditions in sickly government jails
good food and time pass for inmates and maybe access to emails
This my friends is the tale so far, the plot might still just thicken
If he’s cool, he’ll clean his act and maybe hunt a chicken
Lets hope for the sake of his kith and kin
he sticks to showing skin and avoids all sin
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~finis~
Dear Salman.... no offense bro... we all make mistakes and this isn’t to put you in a bad light... you’ve done your share of good and bad like all of us have and no one’s bigger than anyone else... hope you see the light and utilize the position and power you are in for a better cause.... peace and happiness :)
just added...
DISCLAIMER: Am not anti-salman (or anyone)... it’s just a rhyme based on current events and stuff... lampooning... no offense... no harm... hope Salman’s life gets back on track :) peace