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Saurav Ganguly

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Saurav Ganguly
Anuj Singh@anuj_singh
Apr 04, 2005 04:27 AM, 2071 Views
(Updated Apr 04, 2005)
A pun on ganguly

Q. Which is the best team in the world?


A. India offcourse...... plays with 10 people ( dada cant bat, bowl or


field) and still wins sometimes.


Q. What’s Rahul Dravid’s latest statement about Dada?


A. ’’In the pavilion, first there’s God and then there’s Dada’’.


Q. Whats Dada’s favorite hindi movie?


A. AA Aab laut chalen.


Q. Whats Dada’s favorite song?


What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly’s innings?


Answer: They both last for the same time


How can u say ’’Get Out’’ to Ganguly politely?


Answer: Ask him to go to bat


If Rahul is ’’The Wall’’, what is Ganguly?


Answer: The h(ole) in the wall


Why has Saurav Ganguly been recommended as the fielding coach for India


after retirement?


Answer : No one else can provide catches as easily as Ganguly


A. Ek pal ka Jeena ...... Phir to hai jana (Kaho na pyar hai)


Q. What did Dada say when he was asked, ’Why is it always necessary to wear protection(helmet)?’’


A ’’Two minutes of fun can ruin your life otherwise.’’...hehe


Q. Dada teaching his daughter ABC....


A A for Awkward bounce, B for Bowled, C for caught, D for Dadagiri ..........


Q. Easiest way to get Dada out?


A. just bowl to him .... He will get out anyway.


Q. How can Dada score century in cricket?


A. By bowling 10 overs........ he will give away 100 runs


Q. Who can beat Dada’s record of 2 min at crease?


A. Dada himself if he can improve his running speed.

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