PLZ! MAINTAIN 2 MIN SILENCE FOR JEETENDRA AND HIS WIFE FOR HAVING A CHILD LIKE EKTA KAPOOR! PLZ
She has the capability (which lacks even in your worst enemy)! i.e. she can make you cry within seconds…and she is currently doing this successfully to many Indians.
SO0o! who is this crazy person? Ekta Kapoor, producer of our most popular (her claim) T.V. serials (though I don’t see any of them). The story writers working for her are even more crazier and are just unique. Well, let’s talk about some of her most popular T.V. serials – KSBKBT (Kyuki…) and KJK (Kasauti…). Starting with the names of the serials.
If serials are unique, so are there names. Usually they are long and don’t be surprised if they are a mile long (our serial makers have the potential to extend it further). Most of them start with THE ‘ K ’, good luck King. This virus of writing long titles in this short world that too with character ‘K’ has infected many in bollywood also (e.g. Karan Johar who MAY BE someday! will make a movie named “K…K…KABAADIWALA” starting one of the famous “K..K…KHANS” on theme of the famous child-story “ KABULIWALA”).
Lets go to another aspect—the story. The beginning of the most of her serials’ story is based on the theme “ ek tha raja, ek thi rani. Dono hasse start ho gayi kahani”. The raja’s family and the rani’s family (both rich and well established) are some or the other way connected to each other ( dost ya dushman). Two-three months after the commencement of the serial (any idiot can guess it) “raja ko rani se pyar ho gaya”…obviously after some tantrums of one of the families. Then comes the grand *shaadi of raja *and *rani *in which people wear very heavy clothes and even more heavy accessories. They all dance (SORRY sorry, they all try to dance) to various bollywood numbers sung exactly in the same melody (as in the case of original song) by some unknown singer who may be trying to become next Indian Idol. Right after marriage, comes the Honeymoon period in which every single soul (even the servants and the drivers) is happy for few episodes. Few days after honeymoon period, babies are born and even faster new characters are born. Finally, tragedy arrives to the story (a baby is lost or some family member shows off his/her true colors). After few months, something happens one day and everyone gets mature by 20 years (like H.Roshan becomes mature after the entry of *jaadu, following that concept; there must have been some huge alien that influenced the storywriter). At this point of time, most of the credit for the serial’s success must go to the makeup artist. Enters the twist; the lost son is back with a bang…“mamma’s goody turns into a bad one”. He does wrong things and you have the privilege to see gallons…oceans of tears.
One more indispensable thing in these type of episodes is the extreme overpopulation - thanks to uncontrollability towards sex and poor sense of family planning. After viewing for years! you may even do not know the number of children of a particular couple, in which; the male partner being responsible for even more humans (animals possible) with somebody (obviously female, who in later stages of story turns into a vamp with absolutely no terror, no horror, no fear in her). The vamp fights from mind (which she doesn’t have) and shockingly even hurts the rivals. I can’t describe further.
So, what fetches them those Everest-kissing TRPs which, only they claim? Their ability to convert a drawing room into an international airport or the fake-up which they put in quintals per sq. m over their ugly faces or those cheap overflowing rivers of tears, which they can maintain throughout the year?
How many stars would I allocate to her? (minus infinity…sadly Mouthshut doesn’t give you that option).
Would I recommend her to anybody? YES! If that person is my enemy.
Lastly! I again feel sorry for Jeetendra and his wife…Imagine being parents of Ekta and his wonder-brother Tushaar Kapoor (JUST IMAGINE! JUST FEEL THEIR PAIN)..
May Peace exist everywhere
*ANKIT
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