Anusha: Hey folks! Welcome to the show. My name is Anusha and I will be your host for tonight! Today we have a very special ( well not that special) guest. Can anyone guess who it is?? Anyone?? I guess not..okay..let me please welcome you Ms. Ekta Kapoor. Hey Ekta...er..its..umm..n..ni..nice to have you on the show.
Ekta: Oh Anusha..thanks..it?s so good to be here!
Anusha: Hehehe...so lets?s get to the?
Ekta: By the way Anusha..do you mind if I call you Anu! No formalities!
Anusha: Err...okay then!
Ekta: Thanks hehe...
Anusha: So Ekta..first tell me...what made you want to write these very umm..interesting SCAREials..oops sorry... serials.
Ekta: Well...Anu...I think it was because I thought that I have a great talent and people use to say that my imagination is rare! I always use to feel..that no matter what happens I would become as famous like my dad!! And now look..I have reached so far! More than famous!
Anusha: Rare imagination huh?? Hmmm...okay. What about your serial Kyun Ki Saas Bhi Khabhi Bahu Thi?? I?m sure that people must of umm... ( dis)-liked it...right!?
Ekta: Hehehe..what can I say now...I think it was a wonderful serial and people liked it. Though it was my first serial that I ever did! So some people liked and some disliked...everyone has their opinions.
Anusha: Hehehe...yes..everyone does have their opionions.....so do you think that overall it was a?
Ekta: By the way..what did you think of my serial??
Anusha: Ummm....er...skip the question shall we...
Ekta: No! C?mon Anu! Tell me!!
Anusha: Err...I don?t really know...it was er...surprisingly interesting!
Ekta: You mean to say that it was just interesting! Is that it??
Anusha: No..no it is..umm..it was very..nice...
Ekta: Listen, I deserve more than nice and interesting!
Anusha: OKAY! IT WAS GREAT!! HAPPY????
Ekta: A http://www...thanks!
Anusha: (whispers)- Crap!...wish I never said that!
Ekta: What did you say!?
Anusha: Oh nothing...so tell me about your other serial Kkusum...many people took it as a really good serial...it is still going on??
Ekta: Of course...it is one of my best serials!!
Anusha: Hmmm...hehe..good. So.... for how long are you planning to make serials on Kkusum?
Ekta: As much as I can! As far as I see it..you will be seeing Kkusum for a while now!!!
Anusha: Ohh..umm..great! Interesting! So Ekta..can you tell me about your life?
Ekta: Well...my life is interesting! I wake up in the morning....go for a morning walk..then I go to work and finish all that I need to do. I come home in the afternoon. Have a nice cup of tea then I just relax! Then I have dinner..then I?m off to bed! Then..I wake up next morning...go for my morning walk again and?
Anusha: Okay! I think we got the whole picture here! Hehehe...interesting! You seem like a normal person!
Ekta: So what! You don?t think I?m normal????
Anusha: Oh No!! When did I say that you are not normal..you are normal! So tell me...how is life hectic for you? Your career has gone so far! What are your plans for the future?
Ekta: Well...I?m not sure..I think I will keep my career going for as long as I can! I don?t want to rush into things that I shouldnt get myself caught up in..I’m glad in what I?m doing now!
Anusha: Hmmm....good! Hey! Almost forgot to ask! My mom is a huge fan of your serial Kahani Ghur Ghur Ki! Surprisingly!
Ekta: Hehehe..thanks a lot! What about you...you don?t watch my serials!
Anusha: Well..umm.. You see...
Ekta: Tell me!
Anusha: Arghhhh!!!!!! I cant take it!!!!! Your serials suck!!!!! (signs of relief)
Ekta: What?? Well..you know what..your show sucks!! I just came here to tell you that!!!! And for your information..my serials are wonderful! Maybe you need some tips on how to be famous! Like me! First tip...there is no excitement in this show! You should have loud music when something suspense happens like tin- tanananana!!! And for christ sake...THIS WHOLE SHOW IS CRAZY!!! CHANGE EVERYTHING!! EVEN THE HOST!!
Anusha: Wonderful?? You call that wonderful!! Check out your Kkusum serial..its like there is no end!!!!!! The story makes no sense..pehle one biwi takes panga..then another biwi takes panga!! What crap is this!! By the way how many biwi?s does Abhay have in this damn serial????? Is he a play boy??? Oh and no way no how the host of this show is going to change!!!
Ekta: Excuse me! Kkusum is my best serial and the story is great!
Anusha: That?s it! I cant take this crap!!! It?s war now!! (dashes to the floor and tries to strangle Ekta)! (Wait a minute...’’trys’’ to strangle??? :P : :P)
Ekta: Must...Kill...
Anusha: Kill?? You have already killed so many people, you serial killer!!!!!! Off the camera now!!!
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Trust me..you dont wanna know what else happened! ;-)