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Shivyog

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Shivyog
hsihsa anarus@anarushsihsa
Apr 18, 2016 03:04 AM, 34526 Views
Just another Chor Baba. Blind lovers/Brainwashed p

Just like any other baba, he’s also a fake one. First, you’ll meet his inner circle people or chamchas saying you incredible& unbelievable stories.


Then, they’ll just try to brainwash you. How? They’ll tell you various things like:-


Aap left brain se sochte hai, aapko right side se sochna chahiye, aap ki dono haatho ki unglia barabar nahi hai, aapki chakr khuli/jagrit nahi hai. His people will claim to be very big experts on vaastu, etc. Now, this is the first stage. If you fall for them, which is likely because you’ll meet such chamchas at a mandir. Then, they’ll tell you to just try shivyog once.


And, all troubled& confused people give it a try hoping their fate would change. Now, the charge of attending his shivirs starts from ?8, 000/-  in India. With increasing rates at front seats. Now, the accommodation is made for about 2, 000 to 3, 000 people.


If you’re wondering that he is a real& good guru because he has 2, 000-3, 000 people attending his shivir, then don’t believe that he’s not a liar. Because, half or more than half of those people attending are his blind followers who go to every shivir he organises. How to know this? Well, if you’re attending his shivir, you’ll see a particular group of people clapping very frequently to everything that he’ll say. And, as a psychology student I know that when people clap at any event etc. Others too believe it because they see so many others who believe in them. So, is it possible for people to clap for someone whom you’re seeing for the first time? No. Ok, after the step 1 is finished successfully and if you start believing in his chamchas, now 2nd step. In second step, these chamchas/agents will tell you to visit one of his shivirs or any shiv yog club to try him out, just so the victim feels that they are genuine. Only fools would agree with these chamchas, as they claim that they are trikaldarshis(people who can look at someone’s past, present or future) Never believe them! Now, if you don’t go for his shivirs, you’re safe& life will improve if it’s in trouble(Always have faith in God). But, if you go for a trial st his shivir, he’ll start hypnotising& brainwashing you. He’ll fill your mind with lots of lies& andhvishwas. And, the only technique of Shivyog is to force their sadhaks to worship this fake baba named Avdhoot Shivanand as our great God(Bhagvan Shiv). About this so called baba, he has hidden all his past life details even his name. Lolz. Whereas I believe that we should worship God, not God-man. He says that his guru who taught him all this just came to him, gave him some knowledge(in minutes time) and quickly left the place, when he was just 8 years old. Lol, why are some people so foolish that they believe in such bullshit stories? Ok, now 3rd step. Soon after you attend his shivir, more than half of the new people who attend his shivir will never attend anymore, because they’ll understand what a big liar& fraudster he is. But, a small minority of new people will get hypnotized. Or, will be brainwashed soon because they stay in contact with these chamchas. They’ll tell you always be positive, etc. But they’ll also lie. After returning from shivir, if you still don’t see your problems ending, they’ll keep you in a chain. They’ll always give you these reasons for no success:- 1. Past life sins, 2. Graha Dosh, 3. Pitra Dosh, 4. Or that you’re doing it wrong. But, if you succeed, because of YOURSELF, they’ll say that you’re succeeding in life because of his grace, which some fools will believe. Now, they’ll convince you to bring more& more members to join the shiv yog family because it is YOUR duty to spread awareness& spread the knowledge given to you by your guru. They’ll even tell you tons of fake stories, which is very common with babas. Lies:- 1. Babaji had died and when he came to Lord Shiva, HE sent him back to Earth to bring many more with him(as if he’s a suicide bomber, lolz) 2. If you’ve been brainwashed, they’ll tell you that babaji is himself Shiv Shiva.(what a joke! And how dare they compare my ShivJi with this liar?:(  3. They’ll lie to you that babaji has been giving his knowledge& teachings to everyone since 10+ years.(Yes, why not?! Please make it 100+ years, since he can’t die). 4. Another lie is that babaji made children lift up 50-100 kg stones with his power.(You’ll only hear stories about this one because this is the worst lie) Also, the chamchas will tell you that babaji made kids lift up these very heavy stones at his shivirs but in a different city.(Hahaa, caught red handed, because you’ll never hear that he did so in your city. 5. Various lies about your body like we have 50 trillion cells& they have memories. -_-(Are you joking with me? A) No one in the world can say how many cells are there in our body, because thousands of cells die& are born in our body every second. B) Cells don’t have memories. Only brain can store any kind of data or memories. 6. He’ll also lie to you that, sadhaks can heal anyone, including themselves.(Biggest lie) Yes, no one can heal themselves. We have doctors now& had Vaid’s earlier too. 7. Also, he’ll try to confuse you by lying to you about positive, negative& vibrations. He’ll fill your pure mind with bullshit such as this is positive, that is negative, your vibration is low. I want to slap him for these lies. Are we cellphones that we’re going to vibrate. Or are we low on charge that our vibration level is low? After you attend his shivir, his chamchas will tell you that now your chakra is open(aap ki chakra jagrit ho chuki hai). The biggest lie he will tell you is that he’ll keep on trying to force on your mind that you’ve forgotten the powers of your body& that I have come to remind you. As if we were not living before this? There are both good& bad times in life at various points, and that’s why it is called life. Life is unpredictable, there’s no script. 8. After you’ve gone blind in him, he’ll tell you that you are the creator& that you can do what you think.(Why am I not bill gates still now? I think about being him everyday) Slowly after you are with these agents/chamchas for 5-10 months, they’ll suggest you to go to shivirs outside your city too. If you’re very rich& don’t care for your money, then you may go there again to lose the rest of your mind. Now, talking about Money:-


Cost of 1 person for attending a shivir - ?8, 000 for 3-5 days of bullshit.


Cost of books, cds, posters- ?100 or more.(What the hell? How can you charge ?100 for a cd which is of just ?20& you just copied one file to it?)


Cost of club memberships - ?3, 000 or more depending on your city.(This is a yearly membership. But, don’t get to excited for the price. As you can go to the club only on Sundays) so, ?4, 000 average for 53 days of 1-2 hr. Program. Good Luck with wasting your hard earned money!


Now, some facts about this baba:-


His real name, birth place, age, previous occupation, study level all are unknown.


You cannot meet him at any cost(Life’s easy when there’s no one to question you~)


The name of his guru who came to give him knowledge at 8 years of age is also hidden which proves this to be fake again.  He says that shivyog is a non-profit organisation, but still he sells thousands of cds, dvds, posters, etc. Also, he says that he sends all the extra money to poor countries like Somalia, etc. In Africa. Such a big liar he is, one cannot just transfer crores of money to another country from Indian Government because there are laws. Which clearly states that all the money is going in his pocket or Swiss bank. Name of his wife unknown.


Now, since he’s old& going to die soon he’s trying to earn fast cash by doing virtual shivirs. Which means that now instead of going to 10 cities a year, he’ll just send the same recording to his clubs to earn ?8, 000 cash in the easiest way, with least effort. Also, since he’s old, he’s trying to transfer his business to his only son, ishan since several years. Now, chamchas are spreading false, fake stories of ishan to promote him. He has also started his another business named shivyog matrimony which can be used by paying a hefty amount of cash as a yearly membership. The same service is in India as well as in US.


People, please don’t question me. I’m a Hindu& I believe in all our gods, but I feel very bad when I see naive& innocent people getting fooled by these God Men. Lastly, it’s our own fault that we have not been studying our granths, Vedas, Upanishads& Shrimad Bhagvad Gita& try to search for solutions with these kind of pheku peoples. Please stay away from these babas. They’ll only alienate you from your family& friend circles. Always pray to the God, not the Man. Read our religious books. These babas don’t have even the slightest knowledge of those books, but keep on spitting lies to innocent people. If you’re in trouble, you need to ask for help from yourself& not from these fakes. Take Care. Believe in God! Jai Hind! Jai Bharat~

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