In the valleys of Chambal one man with his army lives till date the man is known as Gabbar! Gabbar is back from the jail and has been living the life of *an army man turned to dacoit and the dacoit turned to farmer, * all his rifles has been put in use to plough the field, Sambha is missing Kalia and irrigating the field alone the rest of dacoits are indeed helping him but nothing to beat a partner as Kalia!
Suddenly the sound of horse’ galloping fill the lonely clouds and then a firing in air!
Gabbar- Suar ke Bachhon! Why the hell you are wasting the bullets, these damn things have become so costly these days!
Dacoit- Sardaar! Ram Gopal Verma has made a new Sholay! There’s a big crowd outside the cinema halls, Sardaar perhaps now our dooms day has come, “Ramu ki AAG” will bring the old Sholay in slumber!
Gabbar- Aakthoo! Ramu ne sara naam mitti me milaaaye diyaa! Kitne aadmi the cinema ke baahir? Kitne?
Dacoit- with twinkle in his eyes- sardaar we knew you will ask this question so we have already picked three to let us know about what’s going inside-
Three men have been lined infront of Gabbar- FE, Paulose, Paul 002-
Suddenly FE quips- Sardaar please let me go its already 2 in the night and I have to write a review about AAG on MouthShut- “sardaar loha garm hai main maarungaa hathoda”
Gabbar- sabaaaaas! Ab aya hai hathi pahaad ke niche! Sholay per review likha nahi and he wants to write about “AAG”- bahut naainsaafi hai ye, bahut naaeinsaafi!
Baandh do sale ko!
Paulose- Naaaaaaaaahi!
Gabbar- aaayein! Bahut yarana lagtaa hai! “Isase tora tanka bhida hai kya”
Arey oooo sambha- “ye banglore waale kaun se chakii ka ataa khilaate hain apne laundo ko”- now listen you baba – jub tak tere pair chalenge- FE ki saasein ki chalengi-
Paulose- hoooooo- jub tak hai jaan- jaane jahaan main naachunga! Main naachunga!
Suddenly a fire in the air-
Paul002- Gabbar Singh! Ask your men to throw the guns!
Sambha- Sardaar se English?
Gabbar- Sambha! Uthaa bandook- aur lagaa iss naye Amitabh ke khopriaa per nishana!
Paul002- aaiyoo! Onam shanndaaalam! Happy Onam Happy Onam! Here are your gifts my friends- Gabbar ke liye Rupa Baniyan, Sambha ke liye Rupa Underwear……
In the meanwhile- the old rope gives up and FE gets free and runs towards a horse-
Paul002- has already escaped after distributing the sweets and gifts
Pulose- also escapes seeing the chance-
Gabbar- peechaa karo huraamzaadon! Aur khali haath laut ke mat aanaa!
The trio managed to escape-
Paul002 was the first one to reach back home- his review was first on Mouthshut! He has extended his Onam Holidays too, lest being out from home- Gabbar’s men can again find him-
FE- managed to write somehow after his return but shocked he is- his review missed the fun punch and he has put his ghutghutebaba beard on his face(reference orkut)- to avoid being caught by Gabbar’s men again
Paulose was caught before he was about to enter the Cinema Hall- so he somehow could watch the next show and his review was third on MouthShut!
Gabbar is still after them for the crime of watching “AAG” – Gabbar se dushmani tumhe bahut bhaadi padegi thaakur!
My genuine suggestion to them don’t come out of your home till this AAG gets “thandaa”
Because- an AAG might be an AAG
But but but Gabbar ke taap se sirf ek aadmi hi bachaa sakta hai- KHUD GABBAR!