Well...I have flown only once in Air Deccan and I think once is too many times....
By far Air Deccan takes the first place in "Worst Ever" flight.
The funny part is I expected to receive the poorest of the poor service....and I still wasn’t prepared...
Whoever engineered the seating has an eyesight problem. Every row has 3 seats and the moment I sat down ..I had the distinctive feeling of being nailed to the cross. There is no leg space, no elbow space, no finger nail space..No space period.
...I had the lucky fortune of being amdist two men whose priorities in life were clearly not hygiene.
There was yet another gentleman, who, clearly suffering from the chill pulled out a multicolored huge turkey towel to wrap around his head. And I had to recheck my ticket to see if I had taken a flight or the electric train.
…I digress…, The seats are non-reclining and so we all sat erect perched in a precarious angle to ensure that our spinal cord at least remained in a medically fixable state
At this point, I knew it couldn’t get worse....I was mistaken. Some male voice informed us about the safety procedures, and told us very clearly, "just ‘coz there is a free airbag under the seat. Nobody absolutely nobody should take it with them, and if they do so..They would be severely penalized"..
....The only hostess in the flight was wearing a Santa cap which was dirty.
....I didn’t dare check the washrooms
I must say, though, that it was definitely a learning experience.....When the doors opened, I realized how all the animals in the zoo feel..
Most important, I also learnt what the pungent odour of rotting onions mean..