I hereby solemnly swear that I Cytomegalovirus will never ever fly with Air Deccan again and may God’s wrath be upon me if such a blasphemous thought ever crosses my mind. I hereby also swear that I will leave no stone unturned until I can discourage at least 100 people from flying with this sickening disease form, so that the potential passengers may avoid the mental trauma and the psychological scar that are inevitable, if they fly with this good for nothing, sewer quality airline.
I am also contemplating on opening a Counseling Center for counseling the countless who have suffered the agony of being in the air with this monstrosity called Air Deccan. I also appeal to the ’Babu’s’ of the Aviation Ministry to look into the allegations of misconduct on the part of the Air Deccan management regarding overbooking and unlawfully off loading passengers in the process.