Well this is a frank warning from someone who burnt his fingers and all else at this pathetic, dismal shell parading as an ’’institution’’ which actually consists of a few empty corridors and rooms, staffed by professors whose heads are emptier (if possible) than the corridors.It has been my terrible misfortune to attend one of the 12th standard coaching here, of wish I was forced to bunk the last 3 months.If I had attended, I feared i’d either die of suffocation or nausea. The classes are packed with hopefuls, whose aim in life is to get 92 -93 percent with 98-99 PCM and PCB. like one can live a wholesome life based on the 12th standard percentage, but thats a larger issue than Sinhal or the entire Indian education system can handle.And the foreign ones are worse still.so whats the escape? well definitely not sinhal!
It is located near Andheri station. The journey to study depresses you 20% even before you step into the carcass of a building.
Once you step in, you realise how nice the local train atmosphere was, cos now you’re surrounded by people who ’’think’’ they’re intellectuals, better than the man whos armpits you were smelling in the train, who knows hes not.
When u sit there, you will be surrounded by inarticulate, almost dyslexic students from every seedy college under the sun, who’s aim in life is to fill their ’’Sinhal classes’’ exercise book with all the trash spewing from the conveniently placed professor’s mouth.
4.When you actuallly listen to the professor, and notice where hes focusing, it may yield surprising results, the cute girl from St.Xaviers college you were eyeing yourself? a paan stain he made yesterday below the blackboard? a cute boy he’s eyeing? If you listen to him at any class held the entire day, you will notice the monotone and the incessant drone of his voice saying the SAME things over and over again, to the sardine like classes, which are equal if not worse than the luggage compartment at dadar at 6:00pm.
Hurrah for personal attention and the joy of teaching!!!
Makes you feel stifled, nauseus, introvertish, snobbish, (thats a plus point) and generally depressed.Would recommend it to anyone who wants a navy blue bag with sinhal classes screen printed on it, a headache everyday, or has nothing better to do everyday, including cutting fingernails.
I suggest that along with your books, hair oil, earplugs and pencils, you carry some cyanide.