You might ask.... why not SBI? I’ll suggest you change the stress word there. It’s NOT rather than SBI.
So to the question ’Why not SBI?’, here are the answers.... (in support of SBI)
Ok, this one’s a refresher...... A great glass wall with a perfect round hole separates you from a bald headed wizard who can see through customers. You can stand there from anything between 2 to 30 minutes without being noticed by the baldie. What a great feeling it is to be hollow for 30 minutes while your cheque leaf doubles as a handfan!! If this is the feeling you’ve waited to have from your childhood, then SBI is the right bank for you!!
Baldie finally finds you there when you lose your ’hollow’ property..... time for you to have a surprise!! (SBI’s ad line Surprisingly SBI holds here) So we have for you our brand new product. Its called ’Natework Problame’. With the ’Natework Problame’, you don’t have to wait 30 minutes. In fact you don’t have to wait at all. You can go home and relax. Money matters later.... after all money comes and goes.... why worry about it.....
Do you like to visit a place where you get to view things from a historical perspective? Then don’t miss SBI’s A T M... it is a reconstruction of a world war site. You’ll see the remains of the war all over the floor. Be sure to walk carefully not to step on the remains. Here, you’ll also find a money-vending machine which was used by the soldiers. And the most amazing thing is that it still works, though once in a bluemoon. So be sure to carry a camcorder with you so you don’t miss a chance to capture the rare event.
Do you like going places? You could probably step into one of SBI’s Personal Banking branches to carry out a transaction and they’ll tell you with Personal care that they have orders from higher office preventing you from carrying out your transaction. Now you have a whole list of places you can go!!!
You’ve come to SBI because you like surprises!! So apply for an SBI credit card right away!!! There are loads of surprises coming your way in the form of bills. Feel the thrill of looking at transactions you’ve never made. The thrill is comparable to what you experience when the roller-coaster takes an unexpected turn while you’re on it!!!
Going to the bank too many times must be stressing you out. Keeping this in mind, SBI gives you Banking Vacations in the form of strikes. Strikes are usually 10-15 days long, when you can take a break from the ordeal and laze around!!
Customer Service at SBI is amazing!! They’ll spoil you with their pampering. I didn’t want to get spoilt.... so I closed all my accounts with SBI..... I now bank with other banks that treat me normally instead of pampering me....