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Tashan
Christopher NORONHA@christopherkeve
May 19, 2008 02:35 PM, 4085 Views
Tashan - Torture shot in ladakh!

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1) akshay "neo killer" kumar


2) saif "paul sr handlebars make me look cool" khan


3) anil "im still old and hairy" kumar


4) kareena "i was karishmas brother" kapoor


Akshay is his normal gravity defying self, some neat jumps, neater stunts, and neatiest fight scenes! His performance can outdo a mutant offspring borne by rajnikanth and neo ala matrix. Fights a bunch of 5 samurais(with swords) with his bear hands, his hands apparently “transform” into battle amour on demand! Suddenly he turns into that crouching tiger hidden dragon guy, and starts “flying lizard” like behavior.


Saif plays a call center executive, with access to peoples private data!


Anil Kapoor is a don from UP, who comes to Bombay chasin those big city dreams, and wants to learn to converse in English(or taak laiiike jaarjjh boooos, as he puts it)


Kareena plays anils right hand man err. woman.(although I still doubt its right hand man, after all, a sex change is only cosmetic!) She manages to pull off wearing short shorts in ladakh! On the bright side, all his . oops. her ribs seem intact! Shes goin the paris “im a slut” hilton way, one tic tac for lunch, one fresh mint for dinner, giving a whole new meaning to the word anorexic! Her emulation of the blonde(read stupid) Hilton empire heiress is complete with light contacts and a blonde wig! Copies a part if the stars are blind video too!


The action sequences are worth a watch, I had a pain in my stomach after watching them from all the laughing, best ab workout I ever had! The entire cast dodges bullets, infact for matrix 4, I nominate em all. that neo sucker got bruised! They outran em!


The songs are different, normally bollywood just bored you with songs, here they go to ladakh, get ur hopes up, and sing a stupid song that goes.


White white face dheke dil woh beating fast sasura


And it goes on….


Oh very happy… happy… happy


Oh very happy in my heart


Dil dance maare re


Very happy in my heart, dil dance maare re


Fav dialogue:


Bad nazar waala, ur face black!(badd nazar waaalaa, whooyur phase blackkkkk)


All in all, the 3 hours spent in the AC, and the hilarious action sequences make it sort of worth it.

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