HOW WAS YOUR DAY TODAY LADIES AND GENTLEMAN? I HOPE IT TO BE FINE!
life can be really confusing when things in our life is really straight and simple, this is exactly what happened to me when I read my good friends review on this movie, suketu gave stars to the movie and I thought ( I think a lot of stupid things now a days !!) somebody have bribed him or what to do so , for later I asked his apology cause I found the movie really entertaining and funny!!!
after watching this movie , all I can say is that , this movie is really ahead of our time and to appriciate this movie you have to be really above average when it comes to our nuts! now let me tell you all about the movie in detail and enlighten your thoughts a bit more......can i........well! thank you very much :-)
it was a leisure day for me and I really didnt knew at that time what to do , so my brain said to my mind "lets do something useful, see a movie" and dosto so I brought me and my mind into the theatre showing the movie TEES MAAR KHAN, DIRECTED BY FARAH KHAN the choreographer and written and produced by her unlucky husband....*ing-akshay kumar, -akshay khanna (who looks like deliberately stole the show) -katrina kaif ( a mindless bimbo) and so and so and so, the list is endless!
the details my dear ms friends are as follows:-
plot:-
tazreb better known as tees maar khan is a untouchable ( no no not those ones) who can not be contained or captured or taken in for a long time because he is the biggest conman in the history os man kind ( so says the movie...i swear...allah ki kasam ) who is tolerating his mindless girlfriend , a stupid and aggressive mother and three slap and abuse happy peasants for him to accompany for his mischievous crimes which he in his words calls it....ARTS (why doesn’t he paints a portrait of kat to b a artist..... just a psychos analysis :-) is given a job to loot a train which is loaded with a property of 500 crore! and promised by the twin brothers for the 50% share in this crime..... and the whole story is that ke bhaiya sabse bada rupaiya.....aqnd thus the whole story revolves around this subject....ingeniously!
soundtrack:-
just one thing I would like to call this ...MELODIES .....AND WOW! (those r 2 I think) the music composed by vishal and shekhar is marvelous and makes me dance ! tees maar khan is a genius and sheila ki jawani sexy and wow! it has a rhythm to get u grooving, and lets not forget wallah with sallu bhai........very good and foot tapping , some of the lyrics also was written by vishal (dadlani) go get your copy today (i downloaded the songs from songs.pk....... it was so irresistible...hehehe!)
CAST PERFORMANCE:-
AWESOME by just every body , akshy kumar was as good as any other of his movies, and boy its a surprise to see how much can katrina make u laugh, she was given the role of a stupid and sexy bimbo and she did her part well, clever girl as she is...did her silly role very well, and lets not forget 90% of the total audience came because of SHIELA KI JAWANI song which she did very well ...though the song is great but with its vulgar lyrics , i would not reccomend it for kids....looks like after 30 years we’ll have a song called SHEILA KA BUDAPA......!!!.....just kidding, but a really serious trhing to say here is that most people did there part very well, but what was the best surprise package was AKSHAY KHANNA, boy he , with his acting , stole the show from akshay kumar himself, and man he did gave us goose bumps with his extremely funny acting , a man so obssesed with oscar , that he goes nuts, defienetely u have to see this movie for him...he’’s getting better with his coming BUDAPA !!!
cinematography:-
was ok and perfect in many scenes, camera work was really appt for the movie and u couldnt want more than this, the camera man did all to set your mood the movie is, like the plane scene to the dhuliya gaon, everything thing was right in sync with our eyes ....that we want complain about....would we!!!
SUMMARY:-
To sum it up , I would love to give this movie 3.75/5 , what I observed in this movie is this that as far as iam concerned , is that , the whole plot is a purely werll thought out, they tried there genius brains to work wonders in this movie, but forgetting that most of us dont even have half of brain to actually move as fast the movie moves, and I think this is the factor that really resulted it to be disliked by 40% of the audiences, even my servant disliked it but I saw b’cuz of a friends recommendation SUKETU, and I can with confidence can say this is a huge all ready , and it surely have a reason , its a entertainer, the movie will make u smile all through its journey and when akshay kumar comes, u surely have a laugh a riot , right there sitting in the theatre
its just I wanted it be more appealing and just a bit more descent, cause all it lacks is decency, with all sheila ki jawani song would make little sheila’s change there names or there parents sure will, and the director of the movie looks like to be in love with vulgarity and in decency with akshy kumar’s dialogues.... but what can we say .....for these people sex sales...when even SRK doesnt sales anymore !!!
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ALL THE BEST TO ALL OF YOU, HAVE A NICE DAY