6.* ishq vishk : rajivs birthday.
rajiv: payal, tum ye discotheque enjoy karti ho, mujhe to pata bhi nahi tha.
payal: wohi to problem hai na , khabie kisi ne pucha nahi. aaj mambo ne poocha, to maine socha why not? (rajiv stops dancing) kya hua?
rajiv: im sorry payal.(payal: for what) just..everything.
payal: arre forget it. you know mujhe bhi ye lagne laga hai ke maine apne aap ko khabie samjha hi nahi. tum hamesha sahi the. ye ishq vishk pyar vyar ka koi matlab nahi. I mean dekho na, jo kuch bhi mein manthi thi wo aaj kal ke zamane mein fit nah hoti aur jin usulon ko mein lekar chali aaj unhi ki vaje se mein bewakoof lagne lagi hoon. look, jitne kush tum alisha ke saat ho, utne kush tum mera saat khabie nahi lage.. kyunki mujh mein wo baatein thi nahi na jo alisha mein hai jo tum chate the.( rajiv interrupted loads in payals sppech but I couldnt be bothered to put it in , however most of it was jus made up of ’nahi payal’etc)
rajiv: nahi payal(see what I mean ;)) tum mein wo sab hai. tum understanding ho, sab ka khayal rakhti ho, itne sweet ho, inta bara dil hai tumhara, aur...
payal: par kya faiyda ..mein alisha to nahi na? you know rajiv maine hamesha yahi samjha hai, ke:
agar tumhara pyar jana chahe,
to use jaane do,
agar wo laut ke aye,
tab wo tumhara hai, aur agar nahi to...
aur tum nahi laute rajiv..
*( I really loved this scene I thought it was the best one in the movie, I was on the edge of my seat when I first saw it though....sos im jus exagerating..but it was a gd scene otherwise)
5.* lajja : purshotamji and janki talk face to face ofscreen for first time.
janki: kahiye purushotamji, apne mujhe bulaya?
purushotam: arre, aao janki aao(janki:aa to gayi hoon) ahem, ye haar tumhe kaise laga?
janki: waah, bauhat acha hai, kya design hai..lata bhabhi ke liye khareda?
purushotam: arre maien tujhe kitine baar kaha hai, ke usse bhabhi mat bol, arre didi bol pagli. ye haar maine tereliye special banvaya hai.
janki: accha? lekin mere hisaab se to baut din bakhi hai na RAKHI ke liye.
purushotam: tu bauhaut acha mazak karti haio janki.
janki: mazak to app karte hai purushotamji. maine app se kitni baar kaha hai ke mujhe istarhaan ki baatein nahi pasand, lekin app ke dimak mein utarti nahi ye baat.
purushotam: utar chukhi hai yahan(points to his brain) lekin yahan(points to heart) arre is khabhakt dil ko kaise samjaoon jisme tu hi tu basi hai.....
(the scene goe on for quite a while but I wouldnt wanna go on, funny scene though)
4.kaho na pyar hai:sonia gets drunk.
rohit:arre, ship kahan gaye?
sonia:tumhe din mein bhi dikhai nahi deta, chala gaya?
rohit: chala gaya? hume chor ke chala gaya!? ye saab tumhari galti hai. na tum raat ko daru peeti, na tumhara dimakh kharab hota aur na hi tum is boat par akar bhetthi.
sonia: ai mister tum ek baat bhulrahe ho, na tum flirt karte, na mein daru peeti, na mera dimakh kharab hota aur na hi mein is boat par aakar bhethi.
rohit: lagta hai raat ki utari nahi tumhari, bina shoche samjhe kuch bhi bakti jarahi ho.
sonia: tum itna chila kyun rahe ho, koi sune ga to kya kahega.
rohit: yehi kahe ga ke tumhara dimakh kharab hogaya hai, aur yahan hum sunega kaun yahan hai kaun?
sonia:main hoon tum kaho..
(omg! this is the funniest er.....beach?scene I have ever seen)
3.devdas: devdas meets chandramukhi.
chandramukhi:chandramukhi(:S..shes telling him her name:) )
devdas:aap ke ghar ka aaina humari surat nahi dekh saka, aap ka nuksaan hogaya>
chandramukhi:(wel I dont know what she says exactly but something about loss and gain?:S)
chunri babu: wah aj appki baatein bhi angraiyaan lehrahi hai waah!
nigori: ye kala teeka bhi lagalijiye aapa, kahi ajnabee ki nazar na lagjaye(they laugh)
chandramukhi:bauhaut hassi arahi hai..?
devdas:haan. jab bazar mein bheti hui aurat, nazar na lage isliye kala teeka lagti hai, jabke wo chahe ke saab ki nazar uspar hi tiki rahe.
chandramukhi:yun nazar ki baat ki, aur dil churagaye, humne socha tha the putt, aap to dharkan suna gaye.
chunni babu: dekha bhondu, maine kaha tha na, ’ch’ chamatkar bhi, ’ch’ se
chandramukhi bhi.
chandramukhi:’ch’ se chunni babu bhi to hote hai..
(madhuri looked really prety in this scene, and acting was natural 2).
2.hum dil de chuke sanam:sameer and nandini meet for first time.
sameer:gam chu?, salu chu?, lagta hai upset chu. mera naam sameer hai, aap mujhe pyar se sam bula sakti hai... aap ka kya naam hai.
nandini:nandini.:S
sameer:to kya mein aap ko pyar se nandu bula saktha hoon? nandu!
nandini:nahi sirf nandini.
sameer:o I see, aap ka naam bara hatke hai, does it mean nandi the bell?
nandini:zaroori nahi hai ke haar naam ka koi maina ho..
sam: aur ye bhi zaroori nahi ke aap haar diye ko mujhe dekhke jalaein.
nandini:phele aap nazar hataiye.
sam: kaise hataoon, app ki nazar ne meri nazar ko pakar ke rakha hua hai. dekho nandu, nazar hatalo varna haat jaljayega.(miraculously she burns her hand at that very point...wow..) dekha, nazar lagayi na
nandini:aap hi ki lagi hogi, meri nazar waisi nahi hai.
sam:to kaisi hai?
nandini:tez, apki ruh thak jhaank sakti hai.
sam:acha. to kya dekha?
nandini:nimbooda, khata nimbooda..
sam:khata neemboo? so sweet. dekho nandu, nazar hatalo varna rasi chootjayegi,
nandini:chootnedo.
sam:jhumar girjayega
nandini:girnedo..
sam: aur agar jhumar girgaya, to palkein jhapak jayengi.
nandini:dekte hai kiski nazrein phele jhapakti hai...
1.hum tum : karan meets rhea for first time.
karan: humein sirf do inch ka farkh hai, aur humein ek dusre ka naam bhi nahi pata.
rhea:to tumne phele kyun nahi poocha?rhea, rhea prakash.
karan:bond, james bond. sorry, karan, karan kapoor, you can call me karu..(they shake hands and plane nearly? breaks down) lagta hai ye mulakhat yaad rahegi(:She says something like that neways ..hehe) dekho, next flight to 6 ghunte mein hai, to isliye maine socha ke amsterdam dekhne chalte hai. aur vaise bhi tumhare pass to visa bhi hai..
rhea: tumhe kaise pata?
karan: maine tumhare passport mein dekha.
rhea: kya? tumnein mera bag khola??
karan: arre tum sorahi thi, main bore hora tha.
rhea:tumhe maloom hai kisi ladki ke bag mein nahi dekhna chahiye..
karan:kyun?tum ladkiyon ke bag mein aisa kya hota hai?ok ok ainda se nahi kholunga.
rhea: I cant believe ke tumne mera bag khola.
karan:ok I said I was sorry, tum khahan ja rahi ho?
rhea: maine socha ke hum amsterdam dekhne jaarahe hai..
karan:cool girl.
(this was reallly funni, quite disgusting at the bit when he sneezes in her food though)
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