Well, I really couldnt stop myself from putting out my views in this one, so here goes, rip me apart:
Shahid Kapoor ::- uhmm uhmm.. don’t know why he’s here. Oh, yes, He is Bebo’s boyfriend, he has a dimple... uhmm.. has a dimple... has Bebo as his girlfriend.. uhmm.. dimple.. girlfriend.. girlfriend.. dimple... oh jump!
Shatrughan Sinha ::- Thank God he didnt make a comeback. Admittedly, he was one of the most campy actors I ever came across, had the misfortune of watching him act in that movie with Akshay and Paresh Rawal. Frankly, I had heard a lot about this guy from the previous generation. His ’Khhamossh’ sucks.
Ritiesh Deshmukh ::- Okay, he can has us laugh. He has acted in two comic capers (or is it one?) but he had Vivek and Aftaab with him in at least one of them, he had Tusshar in the other. But when he came to act as a character in Bardaasth, even Bobby ate him alive! Bleat.
Karan Johar::- A person who allows lyrics like ’Mera Jeevan Hein Tera Saaya’ in his movies should be wh!pped. He gives us the medieval concept of the woman being in the kitchen wrapped in the latest hep wrapping. No.
Ektaa Kapoor::- Yes, she is in Bollywood, yes, she is trying. No, she isn’t a success. Yes, her movies are liftoffs of cult Hollywood movies. Yes, she tries for her brother. No, don’t like her.
Kareena Kapoor::- Lemme think on this one... has a figure... is Karishma’s sister, kissed her boyfriend and then refused... is Karishma’s sister, kissed her boyfriend and then refused... has a figure... sister, boyfriend, figure.. oh jump!
Dharmendra::- Okay, he was the macho man. He acted well in the past. He is a emotional guy. He helps people out. But he shouldnt have done ’Kis Kis Ko’, and he would have aged gracefully.
Mallika Sherawat::- Motormouth Sexbomb. Lemme put it this way, while the common public is still deciding whether she had a job done or not... the celebrities veer away from here. They don’t know which mile is gonna come out of the motormouth next, and they don’t wanna take the ride. Oh, her Myth appearance was for a few minutes, and why was she there? ’She has a Great Pair’ - Jackie Chan at a press conference. Indian Pride, huh?
Aishwarya Rai::- Yes, she is beautiful. Yes, she won a beauty contest. Yes, she is a principled woman. No, she hasn’t acted well in her movies. Yes, she needs a good director to take out the real performer in her. No, I don’t have patience for her.
The last Spot::- The last spot is for any and every one of those ’artists’ in Ektaa’s camp. Guys and gals, lemme put it this way. You have as much of a chance and talent to come into Bollywood and make a mark as I have a chance of owning a Rolls Royce. I saw a recent (not that recent) episode of ’Bhabhi’, wherein the lead actually plays a scene right out of ’Damini’, (the ’taarik pe taarik’ one). Peeps, that scene could be carried out by Sunny Deol because he is the Deol. He has this rabid bestial power in his eyes which tell you to shut up and listen when he speaks. No number of camera angles and fade ins and fade outs will EVER take you that level. The whole camp of the ’Bhabhi’ team should be wh!pped in broad daylight.