Hello guys I am back once again with yet another rvu in entertainment category. After rewarding “K”ektaji’s serials(u mite have chked my rvu out!!) I am back to honor best of the worst songs choreographed in Hindi movies. Actually if I were given more choices I would have included many more of them but since the title says 10 best of the worst so here I am writing my favorite choices(????):
1)Bholi bhali ladki-Sabse bada khiladi
What a song featuring Akshay Kumar and Mamtaaaaa Kulkarni. By the lyrics and at the start of the song u will think this is yet another normal song but it isn’t. One of the worst choreographed songs by the dance director. Some really really vulgar actions by Mamta Kulkarni who expected to win an Oscar for best song nomination with this number. Stupid dance steps and actions by Mamta Kulkarni and Akki baba too made this song horrible to see. Check out the https://lyrics. it goes something like bholi bhali ladki khol tere dil ki pyar wali khidki…lol..its good that they didn’t bring a big heart with a window in and the couple singing the song in that.
2)Maathe ka jhumar-Maa Tujhe Salaam
Tell me why there has to be an item number in a movie? Tell me why the item-number has to be picturised on the lead actress in the movie? Tell me why does the item number in this movie had Tabu in it? Tell me how Tabu, even though, was an army official(correct me if I am wrong) in the movie can dance in the item-song? Tell me why does she have to perform the same steps everytime and carry the same expressions every time as Shakti Kapoor carries when he over-acts(Balmaaa..). Tell me why they choreographed this song. The answer to all these “tell-me’s” is that they wanted to make the song hit and then the movie hit too. But only skin-showing steps in item-numbers with worst choreography don’t make the song(and the movie) tick.
3)Dhak Dhak Karne Laga-Beta
The song which created waves when it was aired on T.V. Whenever Mr.Nene would be watching this song he must be asking Mrs. Nene..kyoon dhak dhak kiya tha is movie mein. All those vulgar tugs and expressions by Madhuri Dixit made this song even more vulgar and worse to view. Poor Anil Kapoor couldn’t repeat the steps that Madhuri did (how could he??) and so he just had to sing the song and see Madhuri dance.
4)Babuji zara dheere chalo-Dum
Another item number from a recent flick which had nothing but skin-showing in it. Yana gupta made it big with this song. Yes its true she became noticed and popular by this showing but in my opinion this song shouldn’t be there in the movie or shown on T.V. Another example of worst choreography. I, still wonder always that why the villain in the movie gets to witness the item-numbers in the movie and not the hero?? ye kahaan ka insaaf hai bhagwan??.
5)Aati Nahi Aati Nahi-Prem
Aati aati nahin mere naseeb mein ek hit film aati kyoon nahi?? Sanjay Kapoor might still be cursing himself that why did he dance(????) in this song in his debut movie which had such an impact on his entire career. I don’t remember exactly how he danced in the movie but what I remember is he moved himself in a unique way (just as making a wax model dance) and pointing his thumb saying aati nahi aati nahi..lol.
6)Sarkaylo khatiya jaada lage-RajaBabu
The best of the worst. This is the song which, if seen, by Michael Jackson, he would have stopped dancing. I still wonder everytime that what are Govinda and Lolo trying to figure out in this song. Just look at the lyrics sarkaylo khatiya jaada lage. As far as I know jaada means cold so even if they were to dance in this song they should have wore a blanket and danced. No but they wouldn’t have done that it would scare the viewers. Imagine two blankets dancing weirdly(RGV—this can be a new idea for a spooky movie). But the limit was when Lolo put her dress tucked in her mouth and danced like an Alien. Bad song, bad lyrics and bad choreography.
7.Mero Sapno Ka who raja-Hello Brother
Not quite the worst but still it deserves its place here. The best part of this song is that Salman doesn’t remove his shirt(once in a lifetime opportunity). But the bad part is Rani Mukerjee, so much fat in the movie, wears a mini-skirt and starts dancing fast. That would sacre small kids.
8)Dhanno ki aankh sharabi re humka laage-Laal Badhshah
Ah! Imagine Big B wearing a Kurta Payjama and/or a Sherwani and his typical steps(Sorry guys but had to write it) to woo none other than Manisha Koirala. Imagine their romance in the song and image how they danced. U will come to know what I want to write in here.
9)Main laila laila chillaunga Kurta phadke- Anari number 1
The best part of this song is that there is no choreography. Only thing that happens in this song is Chi-Chi tears kurtas of all background artists because they all had different coloured Kurtas and Chi-Chi was not provided with Radium kurta which shines at nite. Gosh it was good Raveena didn’t wear a kurta in the song. Well why such songs are present in the movie at all.
10)Pyar hame pyar tum – Daag the fire.
Frankly speaking I have never seen Mahima Chaudhry dance well. And this song is the best example. I mean what is she trying to do. One step forward and one step backward. She does it so badly that at times it seems that she would fall on the floor trying to dance. Whats more there is Chandrachur in the song who thinks that M.J has come in him and he tries to give those expressions which would suggest that he is the best dancer in this world. Friends I would have included Sunny paaji’s songs in at this spot but this is even better than his songs.
This was rather a long rvu but I hope u like it. I mite have gone overboard in the list at times but I cant stand these songs. Do RRC my rvu.