It’s time to remember those movies whose name itself are harmful to your health !
Well , this is my list of five worst films ever made in history of Indian cinema in order !!
1.RUDRAKSH
cast-Sanjay Dutt , Bipasha Basu , Esha Koppikar , Sunil Shetty
Director-Manishankar
Rating-0
Bollywood cannot do anything but to lift story from Hollywood films.
Take the God of all Hindi films: SHOLAY. It is a take on The MAGNIFICIENT SEVEN, which is a take on the Akira Kurosawa classic, SEVEN SAMURAI.But Manishankar’s take on X-MEN [2000] was such a horrible that it can be easily ranked as one of the worst films ever made in Bollywood .Yes , it had some SFX which unfortunately does not make a good movie !
PLUS POINTS AND UNFORGETTABLE SCENES !
1.we see Bipasha wrapped in a satin red cloth with Sanju massaging her body with oil.Reason? She was suffering badly from back problem !Perhaps this was the best scene in the film because it had the audience in their seats.
2.When Kabir Bedi is being killed by Bhuriya [Sunil Shetty] , Bipasha starts to fly in the air as if she had discovered a law against GRAVITY ! NEWTON NUMBER 2 !!
3.Bipasha’s character was a delight [ha ha ha]! Extremely fashion-conscious, she wears skimpy, designer outfits during her great[?] experiments. Her team of girls, sporting some more tiny outfits, makes the research look like a joke.
4.The film tried to connect RAMAYAN with quantum physics ! For example , Sunil shetty in a scene says ’’ Ram was that powerful because he had the vision of electrical and magnetical fields in
Ayyodhaa!’’
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2.AAP MUJHE ACHEHE LAGNE LAGE
cast-Hrithik Roshan , Amisha Patel
Director-Vikram Bhatt
Rating-0
Again this was the much awaited movies of all time .But turned out to damp squib of all time !
PLUS POINTS AND UNFORGETTABLE SCENES !
1.Amisha Patel’s rona dhonaa was a treat ! She did it even better than 1 year old child !!
2.Amisha and Hrithik’s ’’prem khahaani touches your heart’’ ! After that he sprints her away to his boys’ hostel, where she remains hidden for all of one night before she is discovered which in turn gives you the chance to tear your hair in disgust .
3.Hrithik sinewy biceps and drop-dead looks were total paisa vasool .In climax , he was real Yamraj who brings Amisha back from death !
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3.KIS KIS KI KISMAT
Cast-Dharmendra , Mallika Sherawat
Director-Govind Menon
Rating- 0
A perfect film for all the bachelors ! And add to it , great comedy , sensational music and high production values , this one was pure torture of all time !!
PLUS POINTS AND UNFORGETTABLE SCENES
1.The comic timing of Dharmendra ! Everytime he opened his mouth it was like dog barking for food !
2.Undergarments of mallika Sherawat which was shown time and again!
3.Another film which breaks the law of gravity after Rudraksh ! A necklace was thrown out of the house and it reached the ground after one Superb [hi] song had finished !
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4.MADHOSHI
Cast-John , Bipasha , Priyanshu
Director-Tanveer Khan
Rating- 0
A perfect film for all those who wants to land in mental asylum ! Producer had made this film in such a way that those arriving in theatres will reach their destination [mental asylum ] very safely !
PLUS POINTS AND UNFORGETTABLE SCENES
1.Bipasha’s acting which deserved to get oscars in worst section of acting .Her dialogues ’’Amman mera Amman’’ continuosly gets on your nerves !
2.Banana sequence at the beginning was so funny that it made you cry !
3.Climax , when Bipasha’s ROG is revealed and she speaks to air [John ] !
4.Songs which were harmful for your ear !
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5.BOOOOOOOM
Cast-Amitabh ’’Rangeen’’ Baccha and company
Director-Who needs ?
Rating- 0
Well , this is a true classic in all sense right from performance to story to screenplay . A cinematic experience that comes once in lifetime because its not everyday that you see BIGB forgetting his morals and values just for few millions !!
PLUS POINTS UNFORGETTABLE SCENES
1.The plot which was extraordinary by all means ! Take out the scenes where BIG B is doing some unmentionable things with Zeenat and Padmalakshmi !
2.Semi nude girls ! Padma Lakshmi was extra hot, Katrina Kaif was hot and cute and Madhu Sapre was strictly okay.
3.And many others which I can not mention here !
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And here goes my list for worst films of some of the actor and actresses
Amitabh-Boom
Shahrukh-Guddu
Salman-Tumko naa bhool paayenge , chand ka tukdaa
Ajay-Parwana , Zameer
Sunny-Rok Sako to Rok LO , lAKEER
Abhisekh-Shararat
Sunil-Khanjar
Govinda-all films
Hrithik-Aap Mujhe , Main prem ki Diwani nahin hoon
Akshay-Hatya the murder , Talaash , barood
Aishwarya-Aur Pyaar ho gayaa
Rani-Bichoo , Badal , Hello Brother , Mehndi , Raja KI AAYEGI bARAT , 3 Films with Govinda
Preity-Farz
Kajol-Hote hote nafraat ho gayaa , taqaat , Bekhudi
Priyanka-Blackmail, Plan
Karina-Bewafaa, Yaadein , Jeena sirf mere liye , Talaash
Lara-Jurm , Insan , Elaan , Mumbai Se Aaya Mera Jaani Dushman
Bipasha-Rudraksh , Ishq Hain Tumse , Madhoshi , Rakht , Chehraa , Gunaah
And That’s it !
WHAT DO YOU THINK?