There’s some films you want to remember. There’s some films you’d much rather forget. I haven’t done any negative reviews for a while.....i think my last one was 30 odd reviews ago! So hey guys, i’m feeling in a negative mood.....
Well, I was surprised when I was listing all of the terrible films between the last five years, I ended up with about 60. Now choosing 10 out of 60 equally rubbish films is a difficult task. However, i’ve tried my best, hope you enjoy!!
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Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon -
Kareena Kapoor, Hrithik Roshan, Abhishek Bachchan
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Hmmmm, a talking animated parrot who only knows film names, another animated dog who is meant to be cute (hmm hmm), a large faced goat (in the form of Kareena Kapoor), a jumping mad grasshopper (in the form of Hrithik Roshan) and a pig like mother (in the form of Himani Shivpuri.) This film was a terrible attempt at film-making by Suraj Barjatya. Overracting by Kareena and Hrithik spoiled the already doomed storyline. Just when we think it can’t get any worse, hey, there are 2 Prem’s, another one in the form of Abhishek Bachchan. However, Abhishek’s brilliant acting is the only thing that saved the movie. Btw, I want to warn you to wear earplugs while watching this movie as you are at risk of becoming deaf by Kareena and Himani’s droning loud voices!
Acting: Hrithik - 3, Kareena -2, Abhishek - 9
Songs: Under average, a few decent numbers in the form of Aur Mohobbat Hai etc. etc.
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Pyar Diwana Hota Hai
Govinda, Rani Mukherjee
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Possibly one of the wors movies i’ve seen. Guy assumes girl is dumb and deaf. Girl assumes guy is dumb and deaf. Hello? These are 2 people who are perfectly capable to speak but somehow don’t speak to each other and dont realise that they are not deaf! Can this be true, ladies and gentlemen? Is it actually possible. However, the ending is probably the worst. Will save you from telling u it, just believe me, this is not one film you want to experience!
Acting: Govinda - 6, Rani - 8
Songs: Nothing worth listening 2
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Khushi
Fardeen Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Amrish Puri
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Hmmm, Miss Kapoor graces this review once again with a truly utterly disastrous film! You know, I learnt a lot about India from this film, seeing as I don’t live there. I learnt that girls wearing short and sleeveless top run around the village slapping people’s ar, I learnt that college boys and girls have nothing better to do than rant at each other and then apologise to each other, I learnt that Indian boys have infatuations about girl’s stomachs.....i also learnt that Kareena and Fardeen can’t act! I still don’t understand the purpose of this film...it was obviously made without a storyline!
Acting: Kareena - 2, Fardeen - 4
Songs: Hmmm, nothing great, depends on your taste in music
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Kya Dil Ne Kaha
Esha Deol, Tusshar Kapoor
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Does Esha finally learn how to act? No! Has Tusshar left the industry? No! Is this movie worth watching? No! A girl believes in marriage, a guy doesn’t believe in marriage. Hmmm have we heard this before? Guy doesn’t want any sort of commitments whereas girl wants to get married......this is possibly one of the lamest movies ever made on the face of the earth!
Acting: Esha - 4, Tusshar - 4,
Songs: Title Songs is nice, some are ok, some are dreadful
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Bachke Rehna Re Baba,
Rekha, Mallika Sherawat
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Hmmm, take my advice, listen to the title!!!Stay away!!!Don’t look back. Let me put it into picture for you. Remember the beautiful Rekha in Phool Bhari Maang, Umrao Jaan, Silsila, Khoobsurat and Utsav. Now imagine the same evergreen Rekha walking around in a black miniskirt with a blonde wig trying to get money out of men through sex. Quite a disturbing thought. Add Mallika Sherawat, the extra ’’sexy’’ element and you have a completely disastrous film!
Acting: Rekha - 4, Mallika - 3
Songs: Not worth a listen
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Dil Ka Rishta,
Arjun Rampal, Aishwarya Rai
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I normally admire Arjun’s acting, however I dont know what made him sign on for this movie. Oh yh wait.....probably Aishwarya’s ’’beauty’’. Anyway, a guy (Arjun) falls in love with a girl (Aish). Oops, she’s in love with someone else, gets married to him and has his kid. Basically, Arjun gets drunk, has a car crash and kills girl’s husband as well as making girl lose her memory. Now, to pay for his mistake, he takes girl and mother to South Africa where memory-modified girl falls in love with him. Will Arjun be able to get over his guilt? Will Aishwarya remember her past? Will this stupid movie ever end?
Acting: Aishwarya - 6, Arjun - 7
Songs: Are nice, worth a listen
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Chaahat Ek Nasha
Sharad Kapoor, Manisha Koirala, Aryan Vaid, Preeti Jhangiani
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Well, i’m not gonna sum up the plot for you, you’ll have to read Tanmay’s fantabulosu review on this topic to see it. All I can say is this movie was a first class disaster. Manisha has been wasted so badly, Aryan can’t act, Preeti looks scary, and our ’’favourite’’ hero, Sharad Kapoor is back. Need I say more?
Acting: Everyone was terrible
Songs: Hmmm can’t remember them
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Kyun!Hogaya Na?
Aishwarya Rai, Vivek Oberoi
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Hmmm, girl loves guy, guy thinks of girl as friend, girl leaves, guy realises he loves her and follows her, by then girl is getting married. Hmmm have I summed it up for you? Even Vivek Oberoi addmited in Koffee With Karan that the only reason he did his film was for ’’personal reasons’’! Hmmm wonder what they could be? No storyline, acting is bad....steer away!
Acting: Aishwarya - 4, Vivek - 3
Songs: Aao Na is beautiful, the others are really good
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